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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7417 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 3644 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3082 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!