Digestion MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Fart Space Odyssey

Space, funny, strange, biology, anatomy

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Foodie Gut Map Craft

Craft, food molecules, personalized diet, gut health, Gut

come join our epic minecraft server where we have cracked the code to personalized nutrition for your gut bacteria! our scientists have created a magical map that shows how molecules in food interact with your unique gut bacteria, so you can eat like a boss in the game AND in real life. no more guessing what to eat, we got you covered with evidence-based dietary recommendations that will have your gut bacteria doing the happy dance. join us now and level up your gut health game like never before!

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Yogurt Block Party

digestive disorders, fermented foods, Bifidobacterium, Dietary supplements, digestive system

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

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Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Minecraft, smp, Neapolitan, pessimism, neutralism

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!

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Lava Spit & Drool Server

saliva production, saliva composition, moisture, secretion, Mouth

join our epic minecraft server where spit and drool are like the lava and magma of the land. u can build ur own drool castle and spit on ur enemies to defeat them. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground world where the zombies throw dance parties and the skeletons have a fashion show. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Live Liver Minecraft Server

main purpose, metabolism, Detoxification, liver function, Liver Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the liver’s main purpose is to live… literally! Our server is so wild and wacky that even the organs have a life of their own. Join us for a chance to see livers running around, partying it up, and living their best lives in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that takes you on a thrilling ride through a volcano filled with lava sharks. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So come on over to our server and experience the liver’s true purpose of living, along with all the other crazy adventures waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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VividLope Minecraft Server

Focus, holistic healing, mood enhancement, digestion, Alternative Medicine

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further because our server is like a shot of espresso for your gaming experience!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Vivdlope, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Vivdlope’s got you covered. Need a pet llama that can breakdance? Vivdlope can make it happen.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Vivdlope is waiting for you, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

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OrganicIndigestionCraft

Moderation, guilty pleasure, discomfort, OrganicIndigestionCraft, intestines

Are you tired of your organs betraying you every time you indulge in your favorite foods? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your organs will never judge you for your love of spicy tacos, greasy pizza, or sugary treats! Join us and feast to your heart’s content without fear of repercussions from your internal organs. Who needs a healthy digestive system anyway when you can have unlimited virtual feasts in Minecraft? Join now and let the foodie in you run wild!

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MooCraft: Seaweed & 3-NOP Edition

livestock methane emissions, Science, Advances in dairy nutrition, greenhouse gas, PROMISING..

come join our epic minecraft server where we are reducing livestock farts by 60% with advanced dairy nutrition science!!! 🐄🌿

we have seaweeds and 3-NOP to save the planet from cow toots!!! 🌎🐄

join us and help fight the greenhouse gas that makes up most of the dairy industry’s environmental footprint!!! 🌿🐄

save the planet, one minecraft block at a time!!! 🌍🐄

join now and be a hero in the battle against cow farts!!! 🦸‍♂️🐄

(Disclaimer: This server is not actually saving the planet from cow farts, it’s just a fun and silly way to attract players. Please don’t take this description too seriously.)

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ToiletPaperSaverCraft

money saving tips, Digestive health, Healthy Eating, budget-friendly, Cost savings

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE TO LAUGH? WELL, BOY DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU!

JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO MINE! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT DANCE, COWS THAT TALK, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND HELMET THAT MAKES YOU INVISIBLE TO CREEPERS! THAT’S RIGHT, NO MORE EXPLOSIONS TO RUIN YOUR DAY!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT OF DOOM!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND START LAUGHING YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! TRUST ME, IT’S WORTH IT.

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