Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

matters.., undesired traits, short cute boys, blocky, unconventional tastes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

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SoulfulSimplicity: Minecraft’s Not-So-Hellish Realm!

FANTASY, Exploration, Difficulty, Difficult, Minecrafts

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is: you just ride your horse and hit shit. Why waste time building elaborate structures or mining for resources when you can just saddle up and go to town on everything in your path?

Join us for epic battles where the only weapons are hooves and swords, and the only strategy is to charge headfirst into the chaos. Watch out for flying pigs, exploding sheep, and the occasional rogue llama looking for a fight.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Horse Olympics, where players compete in events such as jousting, barrel racing, and synchronized jumping. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new saddle for their trusty steed.

So saddle up, grab your sword, and get ready for the ride of your life on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Just remember: on this server, the only way to survive is to ride your horse and hit shit.

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Vera’s Pacifist Puzzles – Minecraft Server

Help, Walkthrough, gameplay, pacifist route, Difficulty

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most hardcore gamers are left scratching their heads trying to defeat Vera on the pacifist route! But fear not, because on our server, Vera is actually a friendly NPC who just wants to challenge you to a dance-off! That’s right, instead of fighting, you’ll have to bust out your best dance moves to impress Vera and win the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join forces with other players to overthrow the Chicken King and claim his throne for yourself. Just be warned, his army of chicken minions is nothing to cluck with!

If dancing and overthrowing chicken monarchs isn’t your thing, don’t worry. Our server also has a secret underwater city where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony. Dive deep into the ocean depths and explore this mystical world, but be careful not to anger the Kraken who guards the city’s treasures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when in doubt, just dance your way to victory!

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Pixelated Hearts Minecraft Server: “Because I found diamonds instead!”

gameplay, other interests, time commitment, kingdom hearts, video games

Are you tired of fighting heartless and nobodies all day? Do you need a break from saving the world from darkness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave your keyblade at home because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is so epic, even Sora himself would be jealous. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (cue Aladdin music). And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – we have spleef tournaments that will make you forget all about the Keyblade War.

So why waste your time in the world of Kingdom Hearts when you could be building your own kingdom in Minecraft? Join us now and let your inner block builder shine! Plus, rumor has it that Donald Duck is a regular player on our server – you never know when you might run into him while mining for diamonds.

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Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers and Builders Find Common Ground

Technology, knowledge, education, site understanding, confusion

Are you tired of feeling like a confused noob on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending challenge!

Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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ParticularCraft: Where Every Block is Particular and Every Player is Particular Too!

Problem, particular question, particular, particular trouble, particular issue

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).

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Blocky Breakup Bonanza: Letting Go is Hard, Isn’t It? Minecraft Server

mindfulness, perseverance, self improvement, attachment, Minecraft

Are you tired of holding on to all your stress and worries? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can let it all go and just build to your heart’s content! Our virtual therapists are here to help you release all that pent-up tension by building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual monsters.

Join us on this server and experience the ultimate stress-relief therapy through mining, crafting, and exploding creepers! Who needs meditation when you can just dig a giant hole and fill it with TNT? Letting go has never been so explosive!

So say goodbye to your real-world problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to make that epic sword. Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash over you like a bucket of water on a lava lake!

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Toadally Epic Minecraft Battles – Just hop on ‘Battletoads’ Server! Ribbiting Fun & Adventure Await! #MinecraftMadness

multiplayer, Minecraft, pixel art, MinecraftMadness, what do

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt hut and taming a bunch of cows? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the elusive amiga battletoads! Why do you need them, you ask? Well, legend has it that if you collect all the amiga battletoads, you will gain ultimate power and be able to control the weather in-game. Imagine summoning a thunderstorm on demand just because you found some rare toads! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the most powerful Minecraft player in the universe!

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Grimwald SMP Java, Now with 110% more gravity-defying llamas!

gravitydefying, Plugins, Community, Server bans, smp

Minecraft Server Overview

World Start Date	2 weeks ago
Ender Dragon Event Date	Next Saturday (6th)
About Us	We are a small mainly vanilla server with quality of life datapacks and plugins to protect the server. Everyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

Features

Proximity voice chat
Variety of vanilla tweaks datapacks
Coreprotect for server protection
Hard difficulty
Democracy for server decisions
Regular updates to new versions
Vanilla-like configs
Friendly community
Minigames and events
Group projects
No pay to win or voting access

Apply here.

We hope to see you soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use voice chat?	Yes, proximity voice chat is optional on the server.
Are there any server protections?	We use Coreprotect to protect against theft and griefing.
Can I participate in server decisions?	Yes, all major decisions are voted on by the players.
Is pay to win allowed?	No, there is no pay to win system on our server.

Chaos in Nice Suits 1.20.4 Java Edition

Anarchy, Nice, 1.20.4, Difficulty, creativity

Modern Anarchy Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org
Anarchy Features	Unleash creativity with no bans or limits Hack like a pro with only kicks for attempts No bans, only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam
Pure Vanilla Delights	No vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins Survival wasteland with no resets
World Exploration	Vast 3×3 million block world border Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 Explore and exploit the nether roof
No Shortcuts	No teleport or home commands
Difficulty	Hard difficulty with no compromises

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are there any restrictions on this server?

A: There are no bans or limits on this anarchy server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam will result in mutes.

Q: Can I use hacks on this server?

A: Hacking attempts only result in kicks, allowing players to test their skills without fear of bans.

Q: Is the server environment purely vanilla?

A: Yes, there are no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins, creating a true vanilla experience.

Q: How big is the world border for exploration?

A: The world border is a vast 3×3 million block area, providing ample space for discovery.

Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleport commands available?

A: Immerse yourself in the vanilla purity with no /tpa or /home commands, forcing players to navigate the world manually.

Q: What is the difficulty level of this server?

A: Modern Anarchy operates on hard difficulty without compromises, challenging players to survive in tough conditions.