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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8228 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.