Died MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

VaxxedOut Minecraft Server

Egyptian, Vaxxed, severe headaches., Server, football player

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Grim Reaper himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging unexpected deaths like a pro swimmer dodging sharks in the ocean. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or in a real-life soap opera.

With more plot twists than a telenovela, you’ll never know what’s coming next. From sudden deaths to unexpected tragedies, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to meet a hilariously untimely demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise).

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LmaoooCraft Minecraft Server

social media, ONLINE, LAUGHING, funny, hilarious

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! We have custom plugins that turn every block into a dancing taco and every mob into a sassy llama.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of hilarious players who communicate solely in emojis and dad jokes. Our spawn point is a giant rainbow made of cheese and the only way to leave is by riding a flying pig.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground where the music is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. A thread died for this lmaooo.

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GraveyardGirls Minecraft Server

tragic loss, Reminiscing, Up late, thinking, lost loves

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky adventures! Join us for a chance to explore a world where girls who died come back to life and haunt your every move. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, we have special quests where you can help these ghostly gals find peace and maybe even score a date with one of them. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the spooky fun begin!

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NinjaSaviorCraft

WOMAN, recognition, SAVING, japanese, Bravery

come join our minecraft server and be a hero like this woman who saved a japanese family in china!!! u can be a superhero too by building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. so come on, join us and be a legend in the world of minecraft!!!

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SwapCraft Minecraft Server

Hardware, Failure, Optimization, isolate, died

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of using too much swap causing total SSD failure! That’s right, we like to live life on the edge and push our hardware to the limit. And don’t worry, we haven’t figured out how to isolate it to the cells that died because where’s the fun in that? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that you’ll be talking about for days! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!

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DOGEcraft: RIP Coin Dog

Blockchain, dogecraft, viral, Digital Currency, Online Community

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our server where we worship the legendary DOGE coin dog, kabosu かぼす! Legend has it that kabosu was actually a Minecraft pro in a past life, and now she watches over our server with her wise and fluffy guidance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dog park where you can play fetch with virtual puppers and mine for bones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted dog bowl that grants you unlimited treats!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our DOGE coin dog diedkabosu かぼす server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Woof woof! 🐶💎🦴

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RespawnRUs – Where even ‘died’ is just a temporary setback!

deceased, perplexing, Enigma, missing person, died

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a mysterious player known only as “The Baconator”.

But beware, the server is also home to the notorious Chicken Gang, a group of feathered fiends who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim the bacon sword for yourself?

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Disco Enderman. Will you be able to find it and dance the night away with the coolest mobs in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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ZombieBurnout: Where the undead are more lively than our admin! Join now for a blast from the past!

Community, History, burned out, blast, ADMIN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the owner mysteriously burned out and died 50 years ago… probably. But don’t worry, his ghost still haunts the server, giving out diamond blocks to lucky players who can survive his fiery challenges!

Join us for a chance to unravel the mystery of his death and maybe even uncover hidden treasures buried deep within the server. Beware though, his ghost has been known to pull pranks on unsuspecting players, like turning all the pigs into creepers or making the chickens fly!

So if you’re looking for a server with a spooky twist and a touch of insanity, come join us and see if you can survive the ghostly antics of our dearly departed owner. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server… or end up as just another burned out player!

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Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

basement, moms, Do, Replies, MAMA

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

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Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

Server, Generators, DBD Icon Collabs, DS buff, Killers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

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