| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6621 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 886811 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5973 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4164 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6108 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6151 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 116 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3066 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 516236 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3167 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 734078 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:
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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5887 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6817 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6620 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 7153 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Votes: | 4218 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1991 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1305 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7963 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 156 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7631 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
