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ExponentialCraft: Where Math and Minecraft Collide!

algebra, Calculus, collide, decay, derivatives, equations, exponential functions, ExponentialCraft, exponentials, exponents, functions, growth, integrals, logarithms, Math, mathematical concepts, Mathematics, Minecraft, Numbers, Powers, Trigonometry, variables

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	2712	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Picture this: creepers riding on pigs while shooting fireworks out of their tails. That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll find on our server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that was guarded by a dragon wearing a top hat. And get this, the dragon challenged the player to a dance-off! It was epic.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that roams the land, spreading rainbow joy wherever they go. And rumor has it, if you can catch a ride on one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SideProfileCraft: Where Your Minecraft Avatar’s Side Profile Matters!

Aesthetics, Appearance, avatars, beauty, Chin, Confidence, face, facial structure, Features, head tilt, jawline, matters.., Minecraft, nose, Perception, photography, Posture, profile, profile angle, profile picture, self-image, selfie, Side, side profile, SideProfileCraft, social media

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER where you can ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with creepers that drop nothing but enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE and show off your side profile like never before!

Pixelated Pals Playtime

AI cars, Assetto Corsa, bathurst, bop, Car selection, cars, Drama, Entry list, Ferrari 599XX EVO., Liveries, Livery rules, macau, Main race, Mount Panorama, News, PALS, pixelated, Playtime, Points penalties, PSA, Qualifying section, Racing league, retro cars, Signup Gform, Surfer’s Paradise, Suzuka, Teams, Technical tests, Templates, Tokens, TRACKS, vgtc, YT livestream guidelines

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	4194
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you have to mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on this server, threads race each other on the track! That’s right, you don’t even have to play yourself because all cars will be controlled by AI. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We have insane car selection and livery rules that will keep you on your toes. Only a car can be selected twice, there must be a minimum of 5 retro cars on every roster, and liveries must abide by YT livestream guidelines. Plus, teams have “tokens” to change up their livery, but be careful because too many changes will result in point deductions!

And the racing? Oh, it’s intense! Cars are balanced for competitiveness, there’s a qualifying section to determine the fastest runners, and the main race is set to 20 to 25 minute sprints. It’s a thrill ride you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server where the racing is wild, the rules are wacky, and the fun never stops. Sign up now and get ready to experience the most hilarious and exciting Minecraft server of all time!

Tea Time Skaters Minecraft Server

6 am, active lifestyle, berlin, Berlin cityscape, caffeine boost, cityscape, cup of tea, early morning, leisure activity, Minecraft, morning routine, morning skate, morning tea, outdoor activity, Peaceful, Relaxation, Server, skateboarding, Skaters, Skating, sunrise, tea, thugpro, Time, urban lifestyle

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Villages Defended:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of sipping tea and skating in Berlin alone at 6 am? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and leave those lonely Berlin streets behind!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. They soared through the pixelated skies, spreading joy and glitter wherever they went. And that player… was YOU!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of GIANT CHICKENS as they race through the enchanted forests. You can build a castle made entirely of RAINBOWS and UNICORN FARTS. You can even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

PharaohCraft: Where Sand Meets Pixels!

arab, BGC, construction, culture, DATING, egypt, International, international relations, Islamic traditions, Marriage, meets, MIDDLE EAST, Modernization, Muslim women, Muslima, new capital, PharaohCraft, pixels, relationships, sand, Traditional, traditional clothing, traditional values, urban development

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Mines Excavated:	3153
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we are currently in the process of building a new capital city! Join us and become a part of our international community as we expand our empire and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also find your very own trad muslima girl if you’re lucky! Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect place to find love?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, romance, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

CraftyShipmates – Sail the LOL Seas #6324

Abyssal Refrain, Augment Guide, Augment Module, azur lane, chapayev asmr, CN Tierlist, cookie for mew, CraftyShipmates, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Guild Spreadsheet, Inazuma maid skin, lol, Lore, Muse Event, PR Research Data, pvp guide, sail, Sakura Empire event, SEAS, Ship Tier List, Story summary, Vampire META

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crops Grown:	1096
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the Abyssal Refrain is ongoing and cookies are given to Mew! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a vampire went on a cruise mission and discovered the ultimate META. But that’s not all, there’s also an Inazuma maid skin waiting for you with the Cruise Pass!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up next is the Muse Event livestream where you can witness the most amazing performances. And don’t forget about Chapayev’s ASMR session, it’s going to be mind-blowing. Plus, the Sakura Empire event is just around the corner, so get ready for some serious action.

And if you’re still not convinced, just remember to bind your account or risk losing it forever when the game updates. Oh, and by the way, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even bother looking for it.

But hey, before you ask any questions, check out our FAQ for all the answers you need. And if you’re looking for resources, we’ve got everything from ship tier lists to PvP guides. We’ve even got an Augment Guide that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CheerfulCraft: Where suicidal mobs need your support to survive!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Potions Brewed:	134
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will literally save lives? Look no further! Join our server where we have a player who is so bad at the game, he’s on the verge of live streaming his epic fails and killing himself in-game. But fear not, brave adventurer! By joining our server, you can help cheer him up and prevent this tragedy from happening. Watch the chaos unfold as we try to keep this player from making the ultimate respawn mistake. Join now and be a hero in the world of Minecraft! 🦸‍♂️🎮

Blockheads R Us

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Emeralds Found:	6186
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of genius Minecraft players who wanted to take the game to a whole new level. They decided to add UNICORNS as a playable character, because who wouldn’t want to ride a majestic unicorn while mining for diamonds?

But that’s not all! This server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with PIZZA monsters. Yes, you read that right. These monsters are made entirely out of pizza and they drop slices of pizza when defeated. Who wouldn’t want to battle a pizza monster for a delicious reward?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, this server also has a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of CHOCOLATE. Imagine building a house out of chocolate blocks and swimming in a river of chocolate milk. It’s a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Creepers Got Talent

4chan, browse, browsing, CREEPERS, DREAD, Entertainment, entertainment for many, fear, fear not, Gaming, keep you long, Mordor, Shadow, shadow of mordor, shadow of war, singing, song, song lyrics, talent, Thread, video games, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6214	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can embark on a journey through the realms of Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War! Join us as we battle fierce orcs, explore dark dungeons, and conquer mighty fortresses.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within the virtual world of Minecraft, there lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon so fierce that even the bravest warriors tremble at the thought of facing it. But fear not, for with the help of your trusty pickaxe and some enchanted armor, you just might be able to claim the treasure for yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Creeper Clan, a group of mischievous creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their quest to become the most stylish mobs in all of Minecraft, and maybe even learn a move or two yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the world of Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War!

Blocky Butt-Kickers: Minecraft Mayhem

#youtube, blocky, ButtKickers, control, Corruption, Deception, Democracy, demoralizing, Government, influence, injustice, Lies, Manipulation, MAYHEM, Media, Minecraft, Politically, Politics, power, Propaganda, society, Truth, Video

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Potions Brewed:	184	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6509
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most demoralizing way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. We have explosive PvP battles, mind-blowing treasure hunts, and hilarious mini-games that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most mythical creatures in the Minecraft universe. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!