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That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

adorable, animal, Barnyard, cute, Entertainment, Farm, farm animal, funny, Goat, hilarious, humor, Internet Sensation, Livestock, meme, Minecraft, pet, Popular, smp, social media, THATS MY GOAT!, Video, viral

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

2020 election, Allan Lichtman, blocky, election analysis, Election Forecasting, election outcome, election prediction, election results, forecasting model, incorrect prediction, key factors, Minecraft, model interpretation, political analysis, political commentator, political forecasting, political science, prediction accuracy, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump Victory

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	202	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

90kyr, aspirations, budgeting, career, family, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, future planning, income, Investments, Leave, maker, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, Pregnancy, salary, savings, smp, stay at home, success, Support, work, work-life balance

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	106
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

Ban, Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, Copium, Crafty, creeper, early access, general, Global 1488old, honeypot, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, News, November 15th, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, Pathofexile.com, Pathofexile2.com, POE 2, poeg, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

#youtube, actress, Analysis, beauty standards, empowerment, Explanation, feminism, Gender norms, Hollywood, Interpretation, interview, Meaning, Media influence, Men, Minecraft, Natural, prefer, smp, societal expectations, Sydney Sweeny, Video

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2694
Dragon Eggs Found:	1302	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, CHANGE, Conversion, Craft, decision, Departure, doubt, FAITH, LEAVING, leaving site, Minecraft, personal growth, Religion, religious conversion, Server, shi’ism, Spiritual Journey, transformation, TRANSITION, uncertainty, uncertainty about faith

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Towns Built:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

Buu Saga, dumb shit, Emotional Hardship, Experience, Fusion, Future Trunks, Gohan, goku, goten, Gotenks, INTENSE, Minecraft, Peak Levels, Saiyan, smp, Strongest version, SUCKS, Super Saiyan, Tacked On, Training, trunks, Vegeta, Weakest Saga

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

Chat, Community, Discord, free, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new players, ONLINE, Plot, Private, RPG, Server, Telegram, TrueVan, vk, welcome

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

You can get access to the server in a group on VK.

Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.

The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥

There is also a plot on the server.

truevan.ru

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

/a/ folder, Anime, collection, Community, Digital, Entertainment, Fandom, forum, hobby, image, long tail tags, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, Pictures, PIXEL, post, random pic, Server, Share, tags, upload

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	7950	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.

Crafty SMP Advice Giver

advice, Anon, anonymous advice, Best advice, communication skills, compassion, constructive criticism, Crafty, Empathy, encouragement, friendship advice, giver, growth mindset., helpful tips, listening skills, personal advice, positive feedback, problem solving, relationship advice, self improvement, smp, supportive guidance, Understanding, words of wisdom

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!