Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of living with sketchy characters like you’ve never seen before. From wanted men to criminal baby daddies, our server is a hotbed of excitement and chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who steals from her own family members and then tries to blame it on innocent bystanders. Will she get away with it? Only time will tell on our server.
And if that’s not enough, come for the adventure of searching for missing items like a ring light, headphones, and even a dehumidifier. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of drama, theft, and sibling rivalry like you’ve never experienced before. It’s a Minecraft world unlike any other, and it’s waiting for you to dive in and explore!
But fear not, my fellow Minecrafters, for there is a server out there where you will never be left hanging on your birthday! Join our server and celebrate with us, where we promise to always be there for you, even if it means sacrificing our diamond armor for your happiness!
Forget about those flaky friends, come join us on this epic server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your enchanted pickaxe! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together, because life is too short to waste on unreliable friends!
Remember that time when a group of villagers mysteriously disappeared in our server? Yeah, no one talks about it, but we all know something fishy went down. Some say it was a glitch in the game, others say it was a secret underground mob lair. Join us and uncover the truth behind this mysterious incident!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the small town gossip that everyone is dying to know about. Who knows what crazy adventures and mysteries await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!
we got giant flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJ! u can build ur own castle, ride a dragon, or even go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness!
join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever created! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits u on this server. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!
| Information | Details |
|---|---|
| Community Type | Vanilla SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
| Community Size | 10-20 players online at peak times |
| Hardware | Overkill hardware to prevent lag |
| Land Claims | No land claims to preserve vanilla feel, but protected from griefers |
| Trading | Diamonds used for trading in shopping district |
| Map | Bluemap available for viewing the world |
| Ranks | No ranks, everyone is equal |
| World Border | No world border, choose your own living area |
To join the server, first join our Discord server here and follow the application process. We welcome all new players!
No, we are a Vanilla server, meaning we do not use mods or plugins that alter the gameplay experience from the original Minecraft.
While we do not have land claims, we use Ledger tracking to protect players from griefers. Our community members also actively help each other to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment.
Yes, there is no world border on our server, allowing you to choose your own living area and build wherever you like.
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and dancing llamas.
You’ll never be bored with the endless possibilities of building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon or creating a secret underground lair filled with disco balls and talking parrots.
So, grab your diamond sword and get ready to embark on the most epic journey of your life. But beware, you may never want to leave this wacky wonderland of madness and mayhem!
Imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a ghost pops up and helps you find them! And get this, the ghost can walk through walls but doesn’t fall through floors! Like, what even is that? It’s like haunted physics on steroids, bro!
Join our server for a chance to team up with ghosts, build epic bases, and have the most insane adventures ever! Who needs regular Minecraft when you can have haunted Minecraft, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s get spooky together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!
So get this, if you been to the hospital after trippin’ balls on ketamine, shrooms, acid, or molly, you got a 2.6 times higher chance of kickin’ the bucket in the next five years. But like, we ain’t sayin’ it’s ’cause of the drugs, ya know? It’s just a crazy coincidence, man!
But forget all that, come join our server and build the most lit creations you can imagine! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of talking tacos! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted toilets we got in every virtual house!
So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the killer chickens, they mean business. And remember, stay away from the lava pits unless you wanna end up like those hospital trippers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!