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DickCraft: Where White Boys Try to Keep Up with Asians

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Votes:	1062	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have cracked the code to unlocking the ultimate power of the white boy dick! Our players have transcended to a whole new level of cockiness, thanks to our special in-game enhancements.

Join us and witness the epic saga of how white boys went from having Asian-sized dicks to becoming the masters of the cock-hierarchy. We’ve got buck-broke nigresses, crazy adventures, and more surprises than you can shake a stick at.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knew digging blocks could lead to such epic dick tales?

Crafty Dicks – Where Minecraft meets questionable website reviews

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Potions Brewed:	72
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

GeneticCraft: No Discrimination, Just Blocks

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Emeralds Found:	5782	Void Gems Collected:	32
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we ban life insurance companies from discriminating based on genetic testing results! why? because we believe everyone deserves a fair chance, even if your genes are a little wonky.

imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your DNA holding you back. no more discrimination based on what’s written in your genetic code – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of blocks and pixels.

so come on over and join us on this wild ride, where the only thing we discriminate against is boring builds and lack of creativity. let your imagination run wild and show us what you’ve got – we can’t wait to see what you create!

Pupper Sync – Mutant Mutts Welcome

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, when you join, your brain syncs up with all the other players, it’s like a virtual mind meld, dude. and get this, if you don’t join, your brain might start to lose sync and you’ll be all out of whack, like those dogs with social issues, man. but don’t worry, once you start petting your pupper in the game, everything will be chill and your brain will be in sync with the universe, bro. so, like, join now and get your brain on the same wavelength as everyone else, it’s a trip, man.

What is the IP for HasanAbi Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Hasan Piker, known online as HasanAbi, is a popular political commentator and Twitch streamer. He is best known for his progressive viewpoints and commentary on current events, often discussing social justice issues and criticizing right-wing politics. Hasan has gained a large following on Twitch and YouTube for his engaging and informative streams. He is also a member of the online political commentary show The Young Turks. HasanAbi is known for his passionate and vocal advocacy for progressive values.

What are Minecraft servers like The Bakery ?

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Farms Harvested:	566	Alien Abductions:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Some similar Minecraft servers to The Bakery that you may enjoy include:

1. The Kingdoms – This server offers a similar immersive experience with a focus on building kingdoms, alliances, and engaging in PvP battles. Join forces with other players to conquer lands and rise to power.

2. The Enchanted Realms – Explore a magical world filled with unique quests, custom items, and player-run shops. Embark on adventures, battle powerful mobs, and uncover hidden secrets in this enchanting server.

3. Craftopia – Dive into a world of endless creativity in Craftopia, where you can build to your heart’s content, participate in community events, and interact with a friendly player community. Show off your building skills and make new friends along the way.

4. The Frontier – Experience life on the frontier in this wild west-themed server, complete with outlaws, sheriffs, and daring adventures. Join a town, participate in duels, and stake your claim in the untamed wilderness.

Each of these servers offers a unique spin on the immersive gameplay found in The Bakery , providing hours of entertainment for players looking for a similar experience. Join today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

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PS5 Pro Roast Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of being a poorfag with a measly GTX 1060? Do you find yourself constantly making fun of the PS5 Pro just to hide your jealousy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience a world where your GPU envy is a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro would be jealous of the fun we have. So come on, leave your GTX 1060 woes behind and join us for some epic gaming adventures!

Cool Cats 4 Trump Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Votes:	5286
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to CATS 4 TRUMP, the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail… I mean, tale.

First of all, our server is run by a team of highly-trained cats who are all huge fans of President Trump. They meow in unison whenever someone builds a wall in the game – it’s truly a sight to behold.

Secondly, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a pack of ninja cats. If you can defeat them in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And last but not least, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil zombie villagers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So come join CATS 4 TRUMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring some catnip and a sense of humor!

WeddingRingWoesMC

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a marriage counseling experience like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama while building your dream world block by block.

Are you tired of your partner forgetting to wear their wedding ring? Fear not, because on our server, we have a special quest where you must retrieve the lost ring from the depths of a lava-filled dungeon. Will you be able to save the day and prove your commitment?

But that’s not all – join us for our “Honeymoon Adventure” event, where you and your partner must work together to survive in a world filled with monsters and challenges. Can you overcome the obstacles and strengthen your bond, or will you end up sleeping through it all like our protagonist’s husband?

So come on down to our server and yell at your virtual partner to your heart’s content! Who needs real-life therapy when you can work through your issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now for a marriage counseling experience you’ll never forget!

LazySunMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Do you enjoy spending your lazy Sunday afternoons building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more pranks than a comedy show, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

Join us for the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master, forge alliances with other players, and conquer the land with your epic builds. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that breathes fire, and a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ZombieApocalypseMC

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you crave adventure and chaos in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

Join us on our server where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it. The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have been plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Here’s Johnny is a talented musician known for his unique blend of alternative rock and indie pop. With captivating melodies and introspective lyrics, Here’s Johnny has quickly gained a loyal following. His dynamic live performances showcase his passionate vocals and skillful guitar playing. With a growing discography and a strong presence on social media, Here’s Johnny is poised to make a lasting impact on the music industry.