Dicks MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DickCraft: Where White Boys Try to Keep Up with Asians

Masculinity, Dicks, societal norms, buck-broke, cock-hierarchy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have cracked the code to unlocking the ultimate power of the white boy dick! Our players have transcended to a whole new level of cockiness, thanks to our special in-game enhancements.

Join us and witness the epic saga of how white boys went from having Asian-sized dicks to becoming the masters of the cock-hierarchy. We’ve got buck-broke nigresses, crazy adventures, and more surprises than you can shake a stick at.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knew digging blocks could lead to such epic dick tales?

Crafty Dicks – Where Minecraft meets questionable website reviews

Awful, whyarewehere, dick, Dicks, badwebsite

Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

BIGGER….., self esteem, anatomy, Insecurity, #gamer

Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

FrostySMP – Chill with IceSMP

MCMMO, Custom Plugins, Custom Enchants, Economy, IceSMP

IceSMP Server Info

Join the fun and unique IceSMP server today! Get custom enchants, MCMMO, custom plugins, economy, grief prevention, and more. Don’t miss out on a free starter kit when you join.

game4.falixserver.net:36357

VanillaMC Safe Haven

Explore, discord chat, java, Vanilla, Mature Environment

AnotherMC Survival

Play chill vanilla Minecraft here! We got land claims for safety, no PVP outside arenas, and a cool mature vibe for exploring, mining, and building! Check out the map for builds and server layout. Visit the site, hop on Discord, or start playing now! Join with Java or Bedrock edition.

play.anotherMC.net

HappyCraft SMP – Vanilla Fun!

Griefprevention, friendly community, player shop system, Vanilla, Vanillatweaks

HappyCraft

Server IP: happycraft.apexmc.co

Description: HappyCraft – A Better SMP! Join a friendly community with active staff. Enjoy survival gameplay with vanilla features, griefprevention, and quality of life enhancements.

Features:

Anti-grief protection from endermen and creepers
Public experience farms
GriefPrevention and CoreProtect plugins
Player shop system with ChestShop
VanillaTweaks for more trapdoors, slabs, and stairs
Donor perks include Decoration Heads and Armorstand Editor

Join now at happycraft.apexmc.co!

happycraft.apexmc.co

Maidenless SMP 2.0 – The Ultimate Survival Experience

Minigames, Boosters, Kits, Joinus, Community

Maidenless SMP 2.0 Overview
Key Features	Survival SMP with an economy, auction house, and community-driven gameplay Hourly Mini-games including parkour, PvP, Spleef, and other challenges with in-game rewards Ranks, and Kits system to unlock progression-based rewards Regular Events and Giveaways to keep things engaging and competitive Custom Cosmetics and Boosters for players who want to personalize their experience Active Discord Community with game discussions, announcements, and voice chats
Server IP	Not provided
Website	Discord
Server Launch Date	Coming Soon! Release is set for Mid-April 2025

FAQ

What is Maidenless SMP 2.0?: Maidenless SMP 2.0 is a survival-based Minecraft server focused on providing a balanced mix of progression, competition, and community engagement.
What gameplay mechanics are available on the server?: The server offers Survival SMP with an economy, auction house, mini-games, ranks, kits, events, giveaways, custom cosmetics, and boosters.
Is there a Discord community for players?: Yes, there is an active Discord community for game discussions, announcements, and voice chats. Join the Discord server to stay updated.
When is the server launch date?: The server launch is set for Mid-April 2025. Stay tuned for updates on the release.

UnitedMC PrimeCraft

minecraft server, Tycoon, gunrunning, Andolon, Government

UnitedMC

Wanna be a big shot on Andolon? You can be Prime Minister, start a biz and get rich, or join the shady world of drugs and guns. So many options on UnitedMC!

play.united-mc.co

GoneCraft Mini Games

Mini Games, Small Community, 1.19.2, Survival, Under Development

Welcome to Our Minecraft Server!

Hey everyone, just wanted to let you know about this awesome new Minecraft server that’s just popped up. It’s a small community, but we’re growing fast!

Server Info:

Version: 1.19
Join on: 1.12 to 1.19.2
Game Modes:
- Survival
- Mini Games (coming soon!)

Come join us and start playing today! Let’s have some fun together in this brand new world. See you there!

play.minemainframe.com

Prism SMP: Electing Leaders, Vanilla Fun!

members, Moderators, Communication, Evidence, gameplay

Prism SMP

About Us: We are the Prism SMP, a chill vanilla-survival server with a cool twist. Instead of one boss, we elect a prez every 2 months. Everyone gets a say in who leads the pack.

Features:

Light on plugins, just a few to keep things smooth
Discord server to chat with fellow gamers and make pals
No boring rules, just a fun constitution
Troublemakers get arrested and put on trial, fair and square

Join Us:

Answer some questions on Discord
Mods approve you as a new member
After 2 weeks, you’re a full Prism member, a Prismian!

mc.prism-smp.com