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Eternal factions

Community, Custom Enchants, Economy, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Management, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, Staff, Suggestions

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Eternal Factions is a Minecraft server that offers a unique Factions gameplay experience. We have a variety of custom made plugins which are made to enhance your gameplay experience, we also have a dedicated and friendly staff team who are ready to help at your disposal.

This server is based around the community and we take all suggestions on board and discuss them with Management

play.eternalfactions.com

Phloxnew VS Hypixel

Adventure, alliances, bedrock server, building, Challenges, Chill, Community, Connected, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Economy, Exploration, Guilds, multiplayer, newly opened, No Grief, Ranking up, Roleplaying, Survival, Unique, Voting, Welcoming

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Hypixel VS Phloxnew Server Comparison

Server	Pros	Cons
Hypixel	One of the largest Minecraft servers Offers a wide variety of game modes Active player base and community	Can be overwhelming for new players Possibility of encountering toxic players

Server	Pros	Cons
Phloxnew	Newly opened server with custom-made features No-grief Survival mode Chill and welcoming community	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel Limited game modes and features

FAQ – Hypixel VS Phloxnew

Is Hypixel suitable for new players?

Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players due to its size and variety of game modes. However, there are resources and guides available to help new players get started.

Is Phloxnew beginner-friendly?

Phloxnew is more beginner-friendly compared to Hypixel, as it offers a no-grief Survival mode and has a welcoming community.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has one of the largest player bases in the Minecraft community, while Phloxnew is a smaller, newly opened server.

BallSniffers Minecraft Server

awkward, Balls, BallSniffers, BIZARRE, desire, dream, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, funny, humor, Minecraft, odd, Request, Server, sniff, STINKY, strange, subconscious, surreal, taboo, UNUSUAL, weird, WOMAN

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Farms Harvested:	159

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! We can’t promise you’ll have women asking to sniff your balls, but we can promise you’ll have a stinky good time. Our server is so epic, even your dreams will be begging to join in on the fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into a world where anything is possible, even if it involves questionable requests from imaginary women.

Crafty Creations

Crafty, creations, creative process, Development, game art, game community, game design, game development, game feedback, game industry, Game Mechanics, game release, game testing, gamedev, indie game, programming, progress, Soft and cuddly game, Thread, update, V, video games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of playing in boring, ordinary Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond or two? Well, look no further because our server is anything but soft and cuddly!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with laser beams!

Not only that, but our server is home to the one and only Rainbow Sheep Army, led by General Fluffykins. They roam the lands spreading joy and chaos wherever they go, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored wool in their wake.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the mighty Ender Chicken to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever can out-dance the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Xjmc

1vs1, All, Arena Pvp, Kit PvP, PvP, Survival, Xjmc

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Godbless you

play.minetro.co

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, chapter, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, Demons, ENERGY, gojo satoru, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Leaks.., Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, Manga spoilers, Readers, Server, shonen jump, sorcerers, Supernatural, weekly shonen jump, yuji itadori

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. That’s right, talking cows. Need I say more?

– Our server has a hidden dimension where you can battle giant chickens for epic loot. Who wouldn’t want to fight a chicken the size of a house?

– We have a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower entirely out of TNT. It’s both beautiful and terrifying.

– Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game: a block of cheese. Yes, cheese. It’s worth more than all the diamonds in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft?

WienerCraft: The wurst German Minecraft server ever!

Ancestry, culture, deutsch, deutschland, Diversity, Europe, european union, German, hebrew, heritage, History, Identity, Language, Liberating, linguistic, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, polar opposite, Proud, Server, Traditions, WienerCraft, Wurst

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a laugh? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the freedom of being a German in a virtual world. Build giant pretzels, ride pigs wearing lederhosen, and shout “Schnitzel” at the top of your lungs! And don’t worry, we promise there will be no Hebrews trying to rain on your parade.

Our server is a wild ride from start to finish. From fighting off zombie sausages to exploring a pixelated Oktoberfest, there’s never a dull moment. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your inner German shine! Oompah loompah! 🥨🍻🇩🇪

Magic mc s2

19163, 4Fun, Ip:, Magic, magicmc, mc, Minecraft, Play, s2, Server, to, uk

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	166
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Server IP: play.magicmc.uk.to:19163

play.magicmc.uk.to:19163

Theatria VS Hypixel

Adventure, alliances, Boundless, building, Community, Conquest, dynamic, Economy, Enchanting, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, Immersive, Legendary, Magic, MCMMO, Mini Games, mystical, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Potions Brewed:	181	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Alien Abductions:	2

Server	Hypixel	Theatria
Community	Large and active	Established and friendly
Custom items and enchants	Available	Available
Economy	Available	Own economy
Map resets	Occasional	No map resets

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the community?	Hypixel has a large and active community, while Theatria has an established and friendly community.
Are custom items and enchants available?	Both Hypixel and Theatria offer custom items and enchants.
Is there an economy system?	Hypixel and Theatria both have an economy system, with Theatria having its own economy.
Are there map resets?	Hypixel has occasional map resets, while Theatria has no map resets, ensuring that your progress is safe from start to finish.

CraftyAnon’s LOLz Server 917417644

20th Century, anti-Semitic, Arthur Butz, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, controversial literature, CraftyAnons, denialism, Genocide, Historical revisionism, hoax, Holocaust denial, Holocaust hoax, Holocaust literature, Holocaust revisionism, lolz, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, pseudohistory, revisionism, Server, world war II

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchantments Applied:	61
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for a chance to uncover the biggest hoax of the 20th century – and no, we’re not talking about Bigfoot riding a unicorn. We’re talking about uncovering the truth behind mysterious disappearances and secret government experiments.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just make sure to bring your tin foil hat – you’re gonna need it.