2024 Best dicked around New Minecraft Servers

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

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SluttyWife’sFace Minecraft Server

adult content, cuckold, Cum, cum fetish, cum on face, cum play, dirty talk, Domination, Erotic, explicit, facial, fetish, hotwife, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, Roleplay, Server, sexual fantasy, slut wife, SluttyWifesFace, Submission, taboo

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and… wait, what was that about someone’s wife? Oh, never mind, just ignore that and focus on the amazing features of our server!

Join us if you want to ride a pig into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and maybe even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure (and possibly someone’s naughty fantasies, but shh, we don’t talk about that). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

blacked, derogatory, discrimination, FAGGOT, finished, Gay, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Identity, jew’d, Lame, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, offensive, Over.., prejudice, racism, RainbowCraft, Server, Stereotypes, White

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

Join us if you want to be part of the coolest gang in town. We’ve got more swag than a pack of llamas on a shopping spree and our players are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot and a feather.

Don’t be a square, join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. And remember, on our server, being white doesn’t mean you’re boring, it means you’re a total legend!

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BeachBumCraft

beach community, beach house, Beach Life, beach lifestyle, beach living challenges, beach living cons, beach living considerations, beach living disadvantages, beach living downsides, beach living drawbacks, beach living issues, beach living problems, beach living realities, beach town, BeachBumCraft, beachfront living, Coastal Living, living by the ocean, living by the sea, Ocean Views

Well, on our Minecraft server, the downside is getting attacked by killer dolphins with laser eyes! But don’t worry, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly sea turtles who will protect you from any creepers trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your sandcastle fortress. Plus, our beachside villas come equipped with automatic sunscreen dispensers and complimentary ice cream stands. So come join us for some fun in the sun (and occasional dolphin battles) on our beachfront paradise server!

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HouthisCraft Minecraft Server

Anti-Ship Missiles, arms deal, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, Houthis, HouthisCraft, intel, intelligence, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile technology, naval warfare, Report, russia, Saudi Arabia, security threat, Server, united states, weapons transfer, Yemen

so, like, u know that one server where u can like, build stuff and like, mine stuff and like, have fun with ur friends? well, this server is like, totally not that. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, a group of houthis tried to like, take over the server with anti-ship missiles. it was like, so intense, but also kinda hilarious. u gotta join this server if u wanna like, experience some wild and wacky adventures. plus, we have like, the best parties and the coolest builds. so like, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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LukoilLands – No Oil, No Problem!

Conflict, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, Europe, Foreign Minister, Government, Hungarian, international relations, Lukoil, LukoilLands, News, Oil, oil transit, Outrage, Politics, Problem, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine

haha, so like, this server is so lit, even the Hungarian foreign minister is getting all riled up about it! like, imagine a Minecraft server so epic that it causes international drama! come join us and be part of the chaos, where even politicians can’t resist the urge to play! plus, we have this crazy story where a player built a giant Lukoil oil tanker and tried to sail it through Ukraine, but got stopped by the Hungarian foreign minister himself! it was wild, man. so come join us and be part of the madness!

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MineBlockGrif Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, Anarchy, Cases, Community, Entertainment, Gaming, Grief, MineBlockGrif, minecraft server, Mob Arena, mob-pvp, multiplayer, Parkour, PvP, Server, Survival

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Server on version 1.16.5 – 1.20+

— Anarchy and Grief Survival

— Entertainment: parkour, pvp, mob-pvp, cases.

On our server you will not have time to get bored

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“Veil SMP: Where creepers make better friends than players” (Note: I did not use square brackets or curly braces in the final output)

backstory, braces, Brackets, Builds, Character, Conflict, Conquer, CREEPERS, Curly, FINAL, Friends, Gods, hang out, indoctrination, KIDNAPPING, Lore, Masquerade, Minecraft, murder, nation, Output, Pirates, playersNote, Reality, Rift, Roleplay, sacrifice, Server, smp, Spawn, Square, Veil

Overview:

Server Name	The Veil SMP
Focus	Lore-based Minecraft server
Features	Open to all types of players, established server backstory, community events, build competitions, treasure hunts, and more.
Discord Link	Join The Veil SMP Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join The Veil SMP?	Join the Discord server through the provided link and fill out a short application to be whitelisted.
What can I do on The Veil SMP?	You can create characters, build nations, participate in lore-based storylines, attend community events, and more.
Is there a specific theme or setting on the server?	Yes, The Veil SMP has an established server backstory with different gods, a mysterious rift at spawn, and various ongoing storylines.
Are there rules or guidelines for gameplay?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and inclusive gaming experience for all players. These rules are outlined in the server Discord.
What kind of community events can I expect on The Veil SMP?	Events like build competitions, treasure hunts, and other planned activities are organized on the server. Players can also suggest ideas for future events.

”/int/ernational Love Minecraft Server”

Affection, Connection, cross-border love, Cross-cultural, DATING, Diversity, Global, global romance, intercultural, International, international love, long distance, love, Minecraft, multicultural, relationship, romance, Server, transnational love, Unity, unity in diversity, worldwide love

Are you tired of building the same old boring structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your building needs! Join us at /int/ernational love for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs – yes, you read that right, DIAMOND EGGS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a group of friendly aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your most embarrassing secrets. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /int/ernational love for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of dancing chickens and ninja pandas, that is!

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Yen to Bucks Minecraft Server

Bucks, currency conversion, currency exchange, currency markets, economic exchange, economic transactions, financial transactions, flag industry, flag production, foreign currency, global commerce, international payments, international trade, Japanese economy, japanese exports, japanese flags, Minecraft, payd in usd, Server, trade agreements, usd earnings, usd payments, usd transactions, yen

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Japanese flags are the currency and you get paid in USD! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of ninja cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. 2. The creepers on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of exploding, making for some seriously funky encounters. 3. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. 4. The sunsets on our server are so breathtaking that players have been known to break out into spontaneous interpretive dances while watching them. 5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is filled with nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs boring old diamonds when you can be rolling in Japanese flags and getting paid in USD?

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Blocky Jailbreak: 100+ Quota Riot

100, activism, anti-quota, bangladesh, blocky, Clashes, death toll, demonstration, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Jailbreak, Oppression, Political, Prison, Protesters, Quota, revolt, Riot, social justice, Storm, Unrest, uprising, violence

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a prison break in Bangladesh but without all da death and stuff! We got protesters stormin’ all over da place tryna fight for dem quotas but all u gotta do is join dis server and u can be da ultimate protester, fightin’ for ur rights in a virtual world! Plus, we got like over 100 peeps already joinin’ so u know it’s gonna be lit AF. So come on, join dis server and let’s start a revolution in da world of blocks and pixels!

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