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Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	8	New Chunks Explored:	864036
Dimension Hops:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	1854	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Minecraft Monarchy Minis 1.21 & 1.20.6, no brackets or braces here!

1.20.6, activities, Auctions, bedrock, Bedwars, braces, Brackets, Chest Shops, Community, Discord, Dynmap, ElytraRace, Events, Grief Protection, java, Minecraft, Minigames, MINIS, Monarchy, Parkour, Prophunt, Q3 2024, Safe Zones, Splegg, TNT Run, Warps, Website

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	3987	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Lands of Minearchy
Hello Heroes, and welcome!
We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals: Create an active and friendly community that brings people together Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much
We focus on SMP & Minigames, with regular events and in-game activities to keep things exciting.
Survival / SMP
Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!
Minigames
Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes: TNT Run TNT Tag BombLobbers Parkour Splegg Prophunt TempleRun TheLab Party Games Block Party KitPVP Quake Mini Walls Zombies
Our team is constantly working to add more activities. Upcoming games include ElytraRace and Bedwars, expected in Q3 2024.
Join Now
Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com
Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy
Come be part of a great community and have some fun! Hope to see you there!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the Java server at play.minearchy.com and the Bedrock server at bedrock.minearchy.com.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our website.

Q: What kind of minigames are available on the server?

A: We have a wide variety of minigames including TNT Run, TNT Tag, BombLobbers, Parkour, Splegg, Prophunt, and more. We are constantly adding new games to keep things exciting.

Q: Are there any in-game activities or events?

A: Yes, we have regular events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players. You can participate in various activities and win rewards.

Q: Can I suggest new games or features for the server?

A: Absolutely! We love to hear feedback and suggestions from our players. You can suggest new games or features on our Discord server.

Q: Is there a way to protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, we have Grief Protection and Safe Zones to protect your builds from griefing. You can also use Chest Shops and Auctions to trade with other players.

Q: How often are new games and features added to the server?

A: Our team is constantly working on adding new games and features to the server. We aim to release updates regularly to keep the server fresh and exciting for our players.

AnimeTimeSkip Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Analysis, anime tropes, AnimeTimeSkip, audience expectations, Character development, character growth, Disappointment, Minecraft, missed opportunities, narrative continuity, narrative flaws, narrative inconsistencies, Narrative structure, pacing, plot advancement., plot progression, Server, storytelling, storytelling pitfalls, Storytelling techniques, time jumps, timeskips

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Tired of boring timeskips in anime? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic timeskips you’ll ever experience! Imagine jumping forward in time and finding yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Join us for a time-traveling adventure like no other! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the timeskip, you’ll be granted the power of unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a dragon into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest timeskip of your life!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

Aspects, Catalysts, causes, Circumstances, Components, CraftyCatastrophe, determinants, ELEMENTS, Explanations, Factors, forces, incentives, inducers, instigators, Minecraft, motivators, Origins, reasons, Roots, Server, sources, stimulants, triggers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5347	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the players with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the land?

So come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because things are about to get crazy!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

30th birthday, aita, autistic, Babysitting, babysitting request, birthday event, children, family, FOMO, Friends, in-laws, invited, Minecraft, Party, party attendance, PartyPig, Server, sibling, sister, social anxiety, social media, socializing, young children

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Potions Brewed:	135
Dragons Tamed:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Let me tell you about this epic server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion!

Picture this: you, a brave 20-year-old warrior, are invited to a crazy 30th birthday bash by your sister’s friend. But wait, plot twist! You’re asked to babysit four tiny humans in a separate house while the party rages on. And get this, you’re autistic and parties aren’t your jam, but you’re willing to face the challenge for the sake of not missing out on the fun!

But fear not, for your sister swoops in like a hero on a diamond-clad steed and saves the day by negotiating with the birthday girl. Will you be the hero of the party or the villain who ditched the kiddos for a night of sibling shenanigans?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (we promise, they drop wool, not TNT)! Don’t be a blockhead, come join the chaos!

BrotherlyBlockDrama

academic pressure, Boundaries, BrotherlyBlockDrama, communication breakdown, Emotional Abuse, emotional detachment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, favoritism, forgiveness, mental health, parental expectations, Resentment, self-care, self-preservation, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Farms Harvested:	543
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Items Found:	8218	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs a brother when you can have a whole community of gamers to hang out with?

Our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun (and maybe finally give you some gifts for once). Plus, we promise not to threaten to marry you off if you don’t score well in-game.

So come on down to our server and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and let the gaming therapy begin!

PixelPurse Minecraft Server

Contentment, experiences, family, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, inner peace, love, Memories, Minecraft, Peace of mind, personal development, PixelPurse, Priceless, relationships, self worth, Server, spiritual growth, Time, Value, WORTH..

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret loot that will make you richer than a diamond mine. Rumor has it that there’s a secret chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of cooked chicken and bragging rights for eternity.

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also explore the Netherworld on our server, where you’ll find a portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Legend has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess for the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, it’s worth more than any amount of money – it’s priceless fun!

CraftyCreeper: Ukraine Edition

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Europe, Geopolitics, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, nato, peace talks, Political unrest, putin, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-world problems like the Ukraine situation? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conflict you’ll face is trying to find the perfect spot to build your dream castle! Our server is a peaceful oasis away from the chaos of the world, where you can mine, craft, and build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a magical floating island that only the most skilled players can access. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

CourtCraft: NoFarRightGer

anti-fascism, constitutional protection, CourtCraft, Democracy, european union, extremism, far right, germany, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, judicial independence, Judiciary, Justice, Legal System, Moves, nationalism, NoFarRightGer, Politics, Protect, Rule of Law, security measures, top court

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1799	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we protect our top court against far right zombies and creepers! we have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic battles against the evil mobs trying to take over. our mods are like super heroes, fighting off the trolls and griefers with their magical powers. we even have a pet dragon that roams the land, breathing fire on anyone who tries to cause trouble. join us and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history!

EduCraft: Grade A Success

academic performance, academic success, academic success analysis, academic success data, academic success factors, academic success predictors, academic success research, academic success statistics, academic success study, academic success trends, Early academic performance, educational attainment, educational outcomes, educational success, EduCraft, germany, GRADE, school performance, social origin, socio-economic status, student achievement, success

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Animals Bred:	187	Magic Items Found:	8508
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

so like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz like, it’s gonna make u smart like a genius! like, did u know dat ur early academic performance is like, super important for ur success in school? well on dis server, we gonna make u a straight up scholar, like einstein but in block form! forget about ur social origin, cuz on dis server, ur brain gonna be doin all da work! join now and become a minecraft mastermind, show dem creepers who’s boss with ur big brain energy!

Eden Kingdom

Adventure, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, mmorpg, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Votes:	7028	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Minecraft Java and Bedrock Server. Mine – PvP, Custom Items, Loot Boxes. Discover all the secrets this mysterious place has to offer!

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