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SaltySMP – Judging Normalities

Attitudes, Behavior, criticism, cultural norms, everyday life, habits, Judging, judgment, normal, Normalities, Observation, opinion, Perception, personal views, pet peeve, prejudices, SaltySMP, secret, social norms, societal expectations, society, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Items Found:	5990

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to rollercoasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the drama – our players are like a real-life soap opera, but with more creepers.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret underground llama fight club. That’s right, we have a hidden arena where players can battle it out with their trusty llamas for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama pull off a perfectly timed crit hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, llamas. Because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good llama fight club?

ExtinctCraft: Thank God They’re Gone!

ancient animals, dangerous animals, dangerous predators, extinct animals, extinct beasts, extinct birds, extinct creatures, extinct dinosaurs, extinct insects, extinct mammals, extinct megafauna, extinct monsters, extinct predators, extinct reptiles, extinct sea creatures, extinct species, extinct wildlife, ExtinctCraft, GOD, prehistoric creatures, thank god, Theyre

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can thank your lucky stars that certain creatures are extinct and not roaming around trying to eat your blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where dinosaurs, giant spiders, and creepers with laser eyes once ruled the land.

On our server, you can explore ancient ruins filled with treasure, battle hordes of zombie T-Rexes, and even ride on the backs of extinct creatures like the mighty Megalodon. But beware, because the ghost of the Dodo bird is said to haunt the forests at night, seeking revenge on all players who dare to disturb its peaceful slumber.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where the creatures that once terrorized the earth are now just a distant memory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this prehistoric paradise?

CraftyCommiesMC

ARMS, Black Market, containers, CraftyCommiesMC, east asia, foreign policy, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, Lawmaker, military equipment, military shipments, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security threat, united nations, weapons smuggling

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8576	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1423	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than N. Korea sending containers of arms to Russia. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or a llama will start a revolution. plus, our mods are like secret agents, always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to start trouble. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always up to something shady.

Goofy’s Climax Craze

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Votes:	6173	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CarbonCraft: Wood to Save the Day!

biomaterial, carbon capture, carbon dioxide absorption, carbon emissions reduction, carbon offsetting, carbon release, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon-neutral technology, CarbonCraft, climate change solution, Day, eco-friendly material, environmental innovation., FAMU-FSU College of Engineering, green technology, plastic replacement, renewable resource, Save, Sponge for CO2, Sustainable development, sustainable material, wood, wood-based material

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Animals Bred:	135
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got sponges dat capture CO2 like it’s nobody’s business. forget bout dem plastic blocks, we got new wood-based material dat absorbs carbon dioxide like a boss. join us and help save da planet while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a win-win situation, fam. so what you waitin for? come join da fun and be a part of da CO2 sponge revolution!

Realm of the Slightly Bland, but Mostly Vanilla

Adventure, auction house, bland, Blood Moons, Bosses, Community, corrupted world, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Gadgets, Items, Kits, Machines, Master Realm, Minecraft, Monsters, Realm, Semi Vanilla, Server, slightly, Structures, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Master Realm Minecraft Server – Season: The Corrupted Chunks

Feature	Description
Explore a Corrupted World	Dive into a realm sealed by ancient gods. Unlock chunks with blocks or items for new challenges and rewards.
Season Theme	The world is full of corruption and mystery. Face tougher monsters, complex structures, and Blood Moons with enemy swarms.
	Robust economy with coins and an auction house for trading and buying exclusive kits and custom items.
Slimefun Enhancements	New machines and gadgets for exciting crafting experiences.
100 New Dungeons & Bosses	Conquer tons of new dungeons and bosses for a challenge.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: 148.113.189.39:25573

Q: Is the server new player-friendly?

A: Yes, the spawn area is safe for new players, and there are opportunities to progress and grow in the world.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for detailed rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, there is an auction house where you can trade and buy items from other players.

CraftyChatMC: Is this real?

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Villages Defended:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, pigs can fly! That’s right, we’ve genetically modified our pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling loot you’ll be raking in!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? He’s a friendly ghost though, always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to get a little rowdy.

SmileCraft SMP: HIS SMILE AND OPTIMISM RESTORED

Emotional healing, Gratitude, Happiness, hopeful, inner peace, joy, mental health, Mental Wellness, optimism, positive mindset, positive outlook, positivity, positivity restored, Recovery, resilience, Restored, self-care, Smile, smilecraft, smp, Therapy, well-being

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and ridiculous shenanigans!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the blocky hero who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Herobrine, turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with chickens wearing top hats?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Pigman Gang, a group of rebellious pigs who have taken over the Nether and declared war on all players who dare to enter their territory. Will you join forces with them or stand against their curly-tailed tyranny?

So come on down to our wacky world and let your smile and optimism be restored as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyTraumaDiner

Abuse, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, CraftyTraumaDiner, depression, emotional, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, healing, mental health, narcissist, no contact, parents, past, relationships, Support, toxic parents, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the toxic people in your life. No more listening to friends complain about their problems while ignoring yours – on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and leave behind the eye-rolling friends who just don’t get it. Build your own paradise, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your new online buddies who understand the true struggles of escaping a toxic past.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Your abusive parents and unsupportive friends have no power here – only creepers and zombies to conquer!

BadVibesMC SMP

bad behavior, BadVibesMC, corrupt mindset, depraved actions, destructive tendencies, evil inclinations, harmful intentions, immoral behavior, immoral conduct, malevolent actions., malicious behavior, moral decay, nefarious behavior, negative traits, personality flaws, sinister motives, smp, toxic behavior, unethical actions, unethical behavior, villainous behavior, wicked deeds

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	247
Zombie Dances:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farming crops? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as bad as possible.

We’ve got players who have built entire villages out of TNT, created lava moats around their bases, and even turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and pitfalls. The crazier you are, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “The Great Sheep Uprising” where players have to defend their precious woolly friends from an army of evil mobs. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Pig Racing” competitions where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and prizes.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner villain and cause chaos in the world of Minecraft, then join us on our server and show everyone just how bad you can be!