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Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: Open for LOLs!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us for a wild ride filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dabbing Ender Dragon who challenges players to a dance-off before they can defeat him. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise 😉

AutisticCraft: Where Schizophrenia and Minecraft Collide

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Towns Built:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of uniqueness and individuality! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are schizo (diagnosed) with self-induced autism!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wondered if having both schizophrenia and autism could give you superpowers in the game? Well, on our server, we believe that having these conditions actually gives you special bonuses that make you a Minecraft master!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a community like no other. Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary? So come on, embrace your inner schizo-autistic self and join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft!

Shiorin’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	154
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our Shiorin Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build giant pink unicorns and rainbow castles with your friends. But beware, because the zombie chickens are on the loose and they’re out for revenge!

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our death-defying parkour courses and see if you have what it takes to reach the top. And don’t forget to visit our secret underwater city filled with treasure and mystery!

So why join our Shiorin Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride flying pigs into battle against evil llamas while wearing a banana suit and wielding a diamond sword

Steve’s Missing Again

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	2518	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Join our Minecraft server now! This server is so lit, even Steve himself can’t resist playing on it. We’ve got creepers doing the floss dance and zombies doing the moonwalk. Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Elton John’s wardrobe and our ender dragons have been known to break out into opera solos.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have PhDs in redstone engineering and our witches brew the tastiest potion cocktails this side of the Nether. Join now and you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine riding a pink llama while singing Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server: Where Leftists Use Bad Tactics for Blocks!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Farms Harvested:	563

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, leftists were ruling the Minecraft world with their sneaky tactics in the 2010s. But fear not, we rose up and said, “No more!” We stopped supporting and trusting them because, let’s be real, who needs that drama?

But then came the rightoids in the 2020s, using their own set of shady tactics. And once again, we were like, “Nah, we’re not about that life.” So we created this epic Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building, exploring, and battling mobs.

So, if you’re tired of all the political drama and just want to chill and play some Minecraft, join us! It’s that simple bros. And who knows, you might even find some hidden treasures along the way. 😉

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Diamonds & Laughing at Creepers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6352
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Potions Brewed:	32
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Votes:	7301
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a sprinkle of chaos!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you! Don’t worry, they just want to trade some enchanted cookies with you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a realm filled with talking chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – come be a part of our wacky world today!

DropoutCraft: Where Brains Are Optional

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	136
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! – We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that Notch himself comes to watch the battles. – We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. Just make sure you don’t get too close! – Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can summon lightning storms on command. It’s pretty wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MessyCraft: Where Chaos is King!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and Japanese women are SCARY! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unpredictable adventures and mischievous fun.

On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous landscapes and encounter all sorts of quirky characters. From ninja pandas to talking parrots, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But beware, the Japanese women on our server are not to be underestimated. They may seem sweet and innocent, but once you cross them, they’ll unleash their wrath in ways you never thought possible. So watch your back and tread carefully in their presence.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique mix of excitement, danger, and pure hilarity? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, when it comes to Japanese women, expect the unexpected!

Crafty AF

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Potions Brewed:	68	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Oh, hey there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got a server for you! Imagine a place where diamonds rain from the sky, where creepers do the Macarena, and where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons like they’re your own personal Uber!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of pigs in top hats ready to show you around. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball where you can dance your cares away and challenge other players to epic dance-offs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Kingdom, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil zombie llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond hot tub where the party never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Basic Steve Selfies & Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the dangers of being photoshopped into a weird porn documentary! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without the fear of being turned into a meme.

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, don’t question it).

But the best part? You can post all the pictures of yourself you want without worrying about being photoshopped into something you’d rather not be. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in our CRAZY Minecraft world!