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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3650 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8574 |
Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!