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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7831 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Potions Brewed: | 127 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 809391 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!