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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3052 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 259 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8958 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3321 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”
