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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8376 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Magic Items Found: | 7156 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
On our server, you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the time Mark tried to apologize to his son by sending him threatening texts instead. And don’t worry, we’ve got more family drama than a Thanksgiving dinner gone wrong, just like when Mark’s mom kicked him out for being a terrible parent.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Mark’s life choices, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our server?