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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6248 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1112 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the wildest builds! we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more excitement than a rollercoaster made of candy!
our server is so lit, even pro-palestinian activists are praising our incredible oct 7 infiltration! that’s right, our server is so awesome that even counter-terrorism police are getting in on the action!
join us for epic battles, insane treasure hunts, and the most hilarious pranks you’ve ever seen! our community is like a big, dysfunctional family that always has your back, even when you accidentally blow up someone’s house (oops!).
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