| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1700 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 2477 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5691 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 842 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7212 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 408035 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 764 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!
So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1429 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 170 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.
But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6422 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1235 |
u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.
we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.
plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3997 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 7944 |
| Animals Bred: | 101 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.
> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!
> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.
> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7399 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Animals Bred: | 21 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 210 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?
Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3079 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 167 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
