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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5489 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 132 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).