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Minecraft SMP – /funkg/ – Friday Night Funkin’ General

AMA, Cassette Goon, crossover, fan-made creations, FRIDAY, friday night funkin, funkg, Funkin, Funkin Crew, general, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, night, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, Resources, smp, Spooky Month, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and Netherite! But be careful, there’s a creeper guarding it named Cassette Goon who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot.

2. Our server is filled with characters from Friday Night Funkin’, including Tankmen, Pico, Madness, and even Spooky Month! You never know who you’ll run into while exploring the world.

3. Every Friday night, we host a massive dance party where players must battle it out in rhythm games to win rare items and bragging rights. It’s like a rave, but with pickaxes and swords instead of glow sticks.

4. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while singing “Senpai” from Friday Night Funkin’, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with endless riches and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

CraftyDrunkCrafts

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, behavior changes, coping mechanisms, CraftyDrunkCrafts, effects of alcohol, family, Friends, lifestyle changes, mental health, MISTAKES, personal growth, physical health, Recovery, regrets, relationships, self reflection, Sobriety, social life, substance abuse, support systems

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drinks available are milk and water? Well, look no further because our server offers a wide variety of virtual alcoholic beverages to enhance your gaming experience! Join us and let’s get drunk on pixels together!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to stumble around after a few too many shots of TNTinis. And don’t even get us started on the Endermen – those guys turn into dancing machines after a few rounds of Ender Ale!

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the best virtual bar in all of Minecraft. From the Nether Pub to the Overworld Lounge, you’ll never run out of places to party with your blocky buddies.

So come on down and join us for a night of pixelated debauchery – just make sure to watch out for those pesky zombie bartenders, they tend to get a little grabby after a few rounds!

SantaDownByRussianDefense

Azeri plane crash, christmas, controversial video, controversy, cultural icon, Ded Moroz, defense system, Foreign, foreign influence, holiday, Missile, Propaganda, Russian air defense, russian culture, Russian media, russian propaganda, Santa Claus, SantaDownByRussianDefense, social video, Tragedy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where santa claus gets shot down by russian air defense cuz they don’t want no foreign stuff! we got ded moroz instead, he’s like santa but russian style! build your own ded moroz statue and protect it from crazy russians shooting down flying objects. join now for a wild ride of craziness and russian propaganda! #dedmorozminecraftserver

World of Arcadia

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], Arcadia, backups, brand new, Castles, Chillers, Community Focused, Conquer, Discord, Grief Protection, Join, large builds, Nomad, Playstyle, Plugins, protected, semi-roleplay, Server, Sethome, shopping district, smp, staff online 24/7, world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

World of Arcadia Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Community	Community-focused
Playstyle	Any playstyle welcome
Roleplay	Semi-Roleplay
Grief Protection	Yes
Features	sethome staff online 24/7 Shopping district LGBTQ friendly

JOIN OUR DISCORD TO JOIN THE SERVER. https://discord.gg/b7HB2hFNcR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions provided there.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. We have grief protection in place to protect players’ builds.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, you can create a nation, join a nation, conquer other nations, or choose to be a nomad on the server.
Are there any specific building rules on the server?	We encourage players to build castles and large builds, and these will be protected serverside via plugins and backups.
Is the server LGBTQ friendly?	Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players from all backgrounds.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025 Survival Tips, 7.15 Patch Notes, chocobo, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Empyreum W14 Hot Springs, Empyreum W15 P56 I Kabuki Lupin III, Excalibur, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Malboro, Mamook, Mana, Marilith, materia, Mateus, MEETUPS, Mor Dhona, New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration, NYE Meetup, pandaemonium, primal, Resources, Shared FATE meetup, Shirogane Ward, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Sophia, Starlight Celebration, XIV, Yak T’el, ziv ball g., zurvan

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Yo, bro, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, they got this Starlight Celebration going on from Dec 16 to Dec 31, and a Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign at the same time. It’s like a party every day, man! Plus, they got meetups like crazy, like on Dec 27th at Crystal, Mateus – Mor Dhona, and on Dec 28th at Pandaemonium, Chocobo, and Zurvan. It’s like a meetup fiesta, dude!

And get this, they got this New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration on Jan 2nd at Sophia, Empyreum W14 Hot Springs. It’s gonna be epic, bro! And on Jan 3rd, they got this Kabuki Lupin III thing at Excalibur, Primal. It’s gonna be wild, man!

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and meet some cool peeps, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. It’s gonna be off the chain!

Pretending Tech Market Bad Minecraft SMP

bad, current trends, economic outlook, financial news, G.., industry insights, industry perspective, industry rumors, market, market analysis, market conditions, market performance, market rumors, market speculation, market trends, Minecraft, pretending, smp, Tech, tech industry, tech market, tech sector, technology industry, technology market

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crops Grown:	3798
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper.”

Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword). Plus, our economy is so messed up that you’ll be trading diamonds for dirt in no time.

So why wait? Join our server and see if you can survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, anything goes. And remember, the tech market may be bad, but our server is always lit!

CraftyPlaneCrashFun

air traffic control, air travel, aircraft investigation, Aviation (Industry), aviation authorities, aviation regulations, aviation safety, aviation security, azerbaijan, CraftyPlaneCrashFun, external interference, Flight disaster, international news, investigation, passenger safety, plane collision, plane crash, plane incident, plane malfunction, russia, tragic incident

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9355	Mines Excavated:	4185
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Animals Bred:	188
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so like, this server is like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yea, you heard me right. LASER PIGS. and if that ain’t enough to get you hyped, we also got a secret underground disco party run by talking llamas. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the haunted mansion filled with ghost chickens? yea, they cluck and haunt at the same time. it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond mine guarded by a squad of ninja turtles. they’re like, the protectors of the bling bling, yo.

so, if you wanna experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server, cuz ain’t no other place like it. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! WOOHOO!

Reverie SMP

2TB NVME SSD, 96GB RAM, Activity System, AMD Ryzen 5900X, Coreprotect, cosmetic perks, Dynmap, Experienced Staff, hermitcraft, Mature Community, NYC Server, Player Suggestions, proximity chat, Reverie, Server Events, smp, Vanilla Gameplay, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5123
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Reverie SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. HermitCraft style additions.
CoreProtect	Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
Proximity Chat	Optional feature.
Experienced Staff	Team with experience running Minecraft servers.
DynMap	Planned feature release.
Server Events	Movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
Activity System	Visual system for player availability.
Supporter Perks	Cosmetic/QOL only – No pay to win.

Planned Server Specs: AMD Ryzen 5900X, 96GB RAM, 2TB NVME SSD, NYC Server

FAQ

How do I apply to join Reverie SMP?

Visit our Discord server at https://discord.reveriesmp.com/

When does Season 1 begin?

Season 1 starts on February 1st.

Is there a way to provide feedback or make suggestions?

Yes, we welcome player input and have avenues for suggestions. Polls will also be available for community input.

Lost Love Adventure 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, Breakup, coping with loss, emotional distress, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, falling out of love, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, letting go, long term relationship, Lost, lost love, love, Love Lost, moving on, one sided love, relationships, Sadness, self reflection, unrequited love

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo bro, forget about that girl drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers exploding, zombies chasing you, and skeletons shooting arrows at your face! It’s like therapy but with more explosions!

Plus, who needs love when you can build a giant castle made out of diamond blocks? That’s true happiness right there, my dude. So stop moping around and start crafting your way to victory on our server! Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with relationship drama. Let’s goooooo!

Hawt Opinions Minecraft SMP Shooter

controversial, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, education, Ethics, female school shooters, gender stereotypes, gun control, Hawt, Media portrayal, mental health, Minecraft, Opinions, Psychology, public opinion, Safety, school shootings, Shooter, smp, societal issues, violence, Women

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky throne.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who has the best pixel art or who can build the most ridiculous rollercoaster. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals another player’s diamonds – it’s like a soap opera but with more TNT.

Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most controversial opinions are accepted with open arms. So if you think female school shooters are hawt, you’ll fit right in! Just be prepared for some heated debates in the chat.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where anything is possible – even finding true love with a villager. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, then you might regret it a little).