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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9278 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 667634 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
