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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7307 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!