Players: |
105/1000 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: |
1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: |
3 |
Buildings Constructed: |
49 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
2 |
Secret Passages Found: |
8 |
Vanishing Items Found: |
3 |
Magical Moments Shared: |
21 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: |
4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: |
1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: |
14 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.