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Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

aging, anti-psychotics, burial, confinement, controversial, conundrums, Crafty, crime, death penalty, ethical dilemma, Ethics, incarceration, Justice, life imprisonment, mental health, morality, murderer, punishment, Rehabilitation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Villages Defended:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

#BOY KISSER, #FREAKING STINK, #STFU, ack, Bitch, Boy, CRAFTIN, CREEPIN, dog, fuck off, Minecraft, Ooooo, Owned, Server, Side

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Farms Harvested:	601
Villages Defended:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8824	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	1394
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	5107	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

abuse of power, Accountability, authority abuse, civil rights violation, Cops, Crafty, crazy, creations, discrimination, Disrespect, dont, Harassment, injustice, law enforcement, misconduct, mistreatment, parts, Patrol, Police, police accountability, Police Brutality, police brutality awareness., police corruption, police misconduct, police violence, power abuse, unethical behavior

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

#our guy, #our guy keeps winning, #victory trail, bros, CraftyChampion, ourguy, Top, winning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3611
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

balance, blocky, Commitment, Communication, CURSES, dreams, EYES, growth, hobbies, Killers, love, Marriage, McBlockface, Men, neglect, Observation, obsessions, Partnership, pixels, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

action-packed, adult themes, Adventures, aliens, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, clean, death game, fullon, Fun, gantz, Good, Gore, housemates, living room, Manga adaptation, mature content, nudity, Psychological, Sci Fi, sex, sexual themes, Survival, Suspenseful, Technology, Thriller, violence

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5630	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Emeralds Found:	7304	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8991	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

1. Tbh, Allowed, CREEPERS, girl, guys, Minecraft, power, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	84028
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3726
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

blocks, building, Crafty, cultural exchange, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, global perspectives, Identity, immigration, international community, Language, Latin American countries, Latin American diaspora, Latin Americans, Latinos, Multiculturalism, Opinions, perceptions, prejudice, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tacos, Traditions

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	5533
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

Characters, Communication, Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum, Interaction, internet, ITT, Life, long trail, members, ONLINE, PALS, participants, pixelated, post, sharing, social media, tags, virtual, you

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Falling into the Void:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!