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BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

beach etiquette, beach regulations, beach rules, BeachBumBarefoot, Beaches, body positivity, clothing optional, clothing-optional beaches, Cultural differences, freedom of expression, legal nudity, Minecraft, naturism, nudity, personal choice, public nudity, public spaces, smp, social acceptance, social boundaries, social norms, societal expectations, Sunbathing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1064	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1145
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crops Grown:	9401

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	8403	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	251	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	158
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!