First of all, our server owner Lia is going on Summer Vacation! And you know what that means – crazy vacation streams with gorillas! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
But wait, there’s more! Phase Origins just premiered a cover of Adabana Necromancy and they have 3-year Anniversary merch available! And don’t forget about the new Lia mini-plushie, Lia’s mama Mins’ keycharm & print, Chocola’s Lia pocket shirt, and Lia’s JUICEJACKED t-shirt! Your Minecraft character will be the envy of all the other players with this exclusive gear!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, Lia has announced a new outfit AND original song coming in 2024! Can you even handle the excitement?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server, watch Lia’s streams, buy all the merch, and remember – only love Lia, never watch other girls. Because only Lia will ever love you. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bagholder Mountain, where players can mine for rare items and uncover hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal at the top that leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Imagine a world where your sister-in-law’s friend doesn’t blurt out that she knew about your baby before you did. Picture a place where awkward silences are replaced with laughter and joy. That’s the kind of environment you’ll find on our server.
Don’t let anyone steal your thunder in real life – join our Minecraft server and be the first to know about all the exciting news in your virtual world. Plus, we have virtual baby showers and gender reveal parties that are guaranteed to be drama-free. So come on in and leave the real-life drama behind!