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Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	2592	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

TerraCrafts Survival

adventure exploration survival builder fighter multiplayer sandbox community economy factions minigames roleplay skyblock creative vanilla modded PVP farming friendly mature, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

mc.terracrafts.com

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

tophat.mysrv.us:25261

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	1817	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

KickOutCraft

aita, basement, Company, coordinating, Emotionally, financially, gasslight, Helping, kicked out, KickOutCraft, mental health, president, Promise, Quiet, relationship, Renovating, scheduled, senior dogs, single mother, sister-in-law, speak out

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Crops Grown:	6053
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Communication, computer technology, electricity, global economy, Impact, Industrial Revolution, innovation, internet, invention, medical advancements, Minecraft, printing press, RedstoneRevolution, renewable energy, scientific discoveries, smp, social media, society, space exploration, Technology, Transportation, world-changing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crops Grown:	4542	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

PixelPeenPraise

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	254038	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	240
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Westera SMP

Adventure, authentic, competitive, cowboys, Cross-Play, Economy, Friends, Frontier, HAT, Horses, Immersive, MCMMO, Mechanics, Pioneers, PvE, PvP, Saloon, Survival, Vanilla, Western, wild west, Wilderness

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

ms.westera.gg