devolves Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hyped up as the respected and competent Minecraft SMP King

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	681	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crops Grown:	7590	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, starting off with the respected and competent school idol, but quickly devolving into a bumbling self-insert who can’t do anything right. But fear not, because our resident chad Masatika is always there to save the day and dump on Alya with Yuki thereafter. The appeal of this character? Well, let’s just say you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans and see if you can keep up with the madness!

SmellCraft – What’s Your Scent?

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the air is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right – unicorn farts! Our server is so magical that even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the smell of rainbows and glitter. So come on over and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Alien Abductions:	0

so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	7634
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1596
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

MommaBan Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Instant Cure City

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magic Items Found:	3299	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty

Under Construction Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	8632
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (we said no because he’s a total party pooper).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can bust a move with skeletons and zombies who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, not literally…we hope). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

Zero Blu-ray Box Minecraft SMP: Aldnoah New Episode

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	New Chunks Explored:	141110
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster ride! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by doing the Chicken Dance in real life while playing the game. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off every full moon. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to lose.

3. We have a hidden dimension called the Potato Realm where everything is made out of potatoes. Want a potato pickaxe? Done. Potato armor? You got it. Potato pets? Absolutely.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your virtual life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled EP24.5: Fragments of Rain -The Penultimate Truth- episode while mining for diamonds. 😉🥔🎉 #PotatoPower

OverworkedOcelot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual one? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be overwhelmed with is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Our server is the perfect reset button for when life gets too stressful.

Need a break from your annoying boss? Come build a castle and pretend they’re the evil dragon trying to take it down. Sick of your noisy neighbors? Take out your frustrations by creating elaborate redstone traps to prank your fellow players.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our weekly “Hunger Games” style events where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).