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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8822 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and battling alien villagers.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most prized possessions. And rumor has it that if you can find the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within the server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!