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ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7675
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Animals Bred:	74	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7431

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

2022, 657K, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	563799
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

DuoCraft: Memorable & Fun

artists, bands, Celebrity Duos, Celebrity Trios, Duo vs Trio, DuoCraft, duos, Entertainment, Fun, Groups, Harmony, memorable, Music, Music (Industry), Musical Duos, Musical Trios, Performance, pop culture, Singers, talent, Trios, vocalists

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where duos are more memorable than trios! why settle for three when you can have two and make it twice as fun?! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. we have a secret underground base where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the chickens. join us and witness the epic battle of the farm animals! our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

Brain Block Server

Adults, anxiety disorders, BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain mapping, brain regions, findings, mental health, mental health conditions, mental health research., mental illness, mood disorders, neural connectome, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, research, Server, study, suicidality, Suicide prevention, Suicide risk

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	142	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crops Grown:	7286	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz we got the most lit brain connectivity across 86 brain regions, just like those suicidal peeps in that study! we got mood and anxiety disorders for days, so if you wanna feel like you’re in a science experiment while playing minecraft, this is the place for you! plus, we got over 500 people running around, some with mental health conditions and some without, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into! join now for a brain-bending good time!

Poland Craft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, choice-based, Conspiracy, Craft, Cyberpunk, deus ex, dystopian, Espionage, Exploration, First Person Shooter, futuristic, game review, Immersive, Minecraft, narrative driven, open world, Poland, RPG, Server, stealth, Story-Driven, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Animals Bred:	163	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world filled with mystery, intrigue, and Polish culture? Then look no further, because our server is like Deus Ex, but with a twist – it’s set in Poland!

Join us for epic quests where you must uncover the secrets of the ancient Polish civilization, battle against evil mobs inspired by Polish folklore, and maybe even discover the legendary pierogi recipe that grants immortality (or at least really good buffs).

But be warned, not everything is as it seems in this alternate reality version of Poland. You might encounter a talking potato, stumble upon a disco party in a haunted castle, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most uniquely Polish Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Macro Micro Minecraft SMP

Creatures, creepy, Edition, eerie, FANTASY, Ghostly, Halloween, Horror, macro, MICRO, Minecraft, Monsters, October, Roleplay, size difference, smp, spooky, Spooky Month, Supernatural, transformation, Trash, Writebin

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	2930	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP is here to give you the heeby-jeebies! Join us for a wild ride filled with haunted mansions, ghostly mobs, and jump scares around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows of our server, waiting to spook unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate ghost hunter?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of being chased by zombies in pumpkin costumes, we also offer exclusive in-game events like the annual Pumpkin Carving Contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a haunted server farm that’s rumored to be built on top of an ancient burial ground? Spooky, right?

So come on down to our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP and prepare to have the fright of your life! Just make sure to bring a spare pair of diamond armor because things are about to get real creepy up in here.

WeddingDressDrama

attachment, Budget, compromise, Contribute, custom made, family, Memories, Peace, preserving, refusal, selfish, sentimental, sentimental value, sharing, sister, Special, Style, tight budget, unreasonable, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	970
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of preserving sentimental items, just like this player’s wedding dress! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about someone asking to borrow your diamond armor for their big day.

On our server, we have a special “Sentimental Items Preservation Society” where we honor the memories attached to your most prized possessions. No need to lend out your enchanted sword or rare items to save someone a few diamonds – we’ve got your back!

So come join us on this server where we respect your boundaries and understand the value of your in-game treasures. And remember, on our server, it’s all about keeping the peace and having a good time without any drama over borrowed items.

PretendRichKidMC SMP

conspicuous consumption, facade, Fake, flaunting.., high society, image-conscious, keeping up appearances, luxury, materialistic, ostentatious, Phony, Poser, pretending, PretendRichKidMC, Rich, Show off, smp, social climbing, status symbol, superficial, WANNABE, wealth

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Farms Harvested:	415	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex your virtual wealth with diamond armor and stacks on stacks of emeralds! We’ve got players pretending to be so rich, they build entire mansions out of gold blocks just to show off. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – we even have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be poor just to mess with the rich ones. So come join us for a wild ride of fake riches and hilarious antics!