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SwearOnMyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

abundance, Assurance, Blessings, Commitment, Covenant, Dedication, FAITH, fulfillment, guarantee, last thing, lifetime supply, long-term commitment, loyalty, Minecraft, Oath, PLEDGE, Promises, smp, SwearOnMyDiamonds, swore on, Vow

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6228	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mines Excavated:	3830
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamonds! That’s right, every time you swear on a diamond, you’ll magically receive more of them. And trust us, you’ll be swearing a lot when you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

We’ve got a group of players who are constantly pranking each other, building insane structures, and going on epic adventures. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! And another time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the server. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy antics you can get into. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the diamond-swearing champion of the server!

ReddMineCraftFun

community engagement, Digital Media, digital platforms, discussion forums, internet, internet communities, internet culture, online communities, online discussions., online forums, online interaction, online participation, reddit, ReddMineCraftFun, social media, social news, social-networking, user forums, User-generated content, web browsing, web communities

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	5760

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a magical portal appears out of nowhere. You’re like, “What the heck is this?” But being the brave adventurer that you are, you decide to step through it. And BAM! You’re transported to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

This server is like no other. It’s filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. The admins are all wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds). And the best part? The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! The server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So, how did I start using reddit, you ask? Well, let’s just say that this Minecraft server is so epic, even the internet can’t stop talking about it. So naturally, I had to share my adventures with the world. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave.

CraftyChinaFun

Asia, Business, China, compliance, CraftyChinaFun, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, fear, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, law, Legal, multinational firms, Politics, regulations, SECURITY, Staff, taiwan, Trade, Warning

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	66
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, dude. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

if you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to not break the law, then this is the server for you. but don’t worry, breaking the law here just means not sharing your diamonds with the rest of the players.

we even have a special event where the staff from multinational firms in Taiwan have to battle it out in a virtual arena to prove who’s the ultimate minecraft master. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and TNT.

so come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world. just remember, watch out for those sneaky endermen trying to steal your blocks.

CraftyVaxRevolution

anti-HIV, antiviral, Breakthrough, clinical trials, controlled test, CraftyVaxRevolution, deadly virus, Healthcare, HIV prevention, immune system, Injection, Lenacapavir, Medical research, NEJM, public health, Results, revolutionise, total protection, Treatment, vaccine-like, virus prevention

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Towns Built:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Void Gems Collected:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

hey yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like dat new anti-HIV injection dat gives u total protection from da deadly virus for 6 months, except dis server protects u from boring gameplay! it’s like a vaccine for boredom, bro!

dis server be so lit, it performed so well in trials dat da researchers had to stop da test early cuz it was too epic. da full results be published in NEJM, which stands for “Not Even Just Minecraft” cuz dis server be on a whole notha level, ya feel me?

so come join dis server and experience da revolution of virus prevention… i mean, boredom prevention! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as u are. don’t miss out on da fun, join now and let’s get our minecraft on, baby!

OryzonMC

FNAFBOX, Gens, KitPvP, Minecraft, new players, OryzonMC, Server, Waiting

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2551	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Join OryzonMC, the new Fnafbox and Gens server, perfect for new players. We’re waiting for you!

23.159.176.125:26542

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Community, Cuchulainn, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Dynamis, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Top of the Ship, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier, xivg

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Emeralds Found:	5858	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	329298

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Chocorpokkur on a Twitch stream? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for in-game events like synchronized dancing on top of a ship or a thrilling thread throwdown with Sephirot himself. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer – it’s a real game-changer!

But that’s not all – we also have meetups where you can hang out with other players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even run into Cuchulainn or Rafflesia while you’re there!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just remember, things can get a little crazy around here, but that’s all part of the fun!

TimeOutTina on Minecraft SMP

behind schedule, Minecraft, no time left, out of hours, out of time, out of time frame, out of time limit, pressed for time, running late, running out of time, short on time, smp, time constraints, time crunch, time is elapsing, time is fleeting, time is passing, time is running out, time is slipping away, time is ticking., Time is up, Time management, TimeOutTina

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3325	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who roams the land in a sparkly pink tutu, spreading glitter and explosions wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his enchanted disco ball as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

AirportAbandonmentMC Server

Ahead, Airport, AirportAbandonmentMC, baggage check, Communication, customs, Decision making, Departure, Fault, Friend, Gate, LEAVING, Lost, Miscommunication., missed flight, misunderstanding, passport control, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, split path, travel, vacation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	548485	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where getting lost is half the fun! Just like the split path at the airport, you never know where you’ll end up next in our world. Join us for epic adventures where you might accidentally leave your friend behind, only to have them go through a series of crazy challenges to catch up to you.

Explore different paths, take the wrong turns, and experience the thrill of trying to find your way back to your friends. Who needs to stick together all the time anyway? It’s every player for themselves in this wild and unpredictable server.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate our twisted world. Just remember, if you lose your friends, it’s all part of the fun!

CraftyKicksMC

Apologize.., Collector, CraftyKicksMC, disrespectful friend, game consoles, game night, History, hobby, make things right, making fun, overreacted, Sensitive, sentimental value, significant value, thick skin, trashed hobby, Understanding, Upset, valuable possessions, vintage video games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Potions Brewed:	123
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your vintage video game collection? Join our Minecraft server where we only allow true collectors who understand the value of a rare console!

Don’t let a “Jake” ruin your gaming experience – on our server, we kick out anyone who disrespects your passion for retro gaming. Build your own virtual collection and show it off to fellow gamers who will actually appreciate it.

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting kicked out for pretending to throw rare items across the room. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So join us now and let’s game in peace, away from the Jakes of the world. You won’t regret it!

PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!