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CuckCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, controversy, crusaders, cuck, CuckCraft, cultural appropriation, debate, deus vult, extremism, History, Identity, ignorance, knowledge, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, pro Israel, Religion, retard, Server, Stereotypes, tattoo

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have players with deus vult tattoos who don’t even know what the crusaders were about! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between pro-Israel cucks and players who think they’re crusaders but are actually just confused. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out! Plus, our community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come on, join us and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness

DoggyDilemma Minecraft Server

calling the police, dog theft, DoggyDilemma, emotional distress, family conflict, family drama, family loyalty, Family Support, German shepherd, Minecraft, pet bonding, pet care, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet parenting, pet protection, pet rescue, pet safety, Server, sibling betrayal, sibling relationship, trust issues

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Just like how this player’s sister tried to steal their German Shepherd puppy, you can embark on epic quests to protect your virtual pets from dastardly thieves! Join us and experience the thrill of defending your pixelated companions from betrayal and treachery!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also build magnificent castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fearsome creatures like the Ender Dragon (or in this case, the Puppy Snatcher)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a little family drama (hopefully not involving stolen puppies)!

Join now and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a hero, a protector, and a true dog lover (virtual or otherwise)! Let’s make memories together, one block at a time!

SupportCraft: No Child Left Behind

aita, back child support, child, child support, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, family, Father, left, non payment, Petty, Principal, reconnecting, relationship, Son, SupportCraft, under the table, visitation, Warrant

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mines Excavated:	3359
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	255	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex-husband’s excuses for not paying child support? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with drama and betrayal, just like my ex’s shady dealings.

Build your own virtual world while navigating through family drama and legal issues, just like I did with my ex and his back child support. Will you choose to drop the CS case like I did, or will you stand your ground like Bea and refuse to have anything to do with it?

With hidden warrants, under-the-table work, and secret family connections, this server is more twisted than my ex’s lies. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of this Minecraft world!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, cringe-worthy moments, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, funny, funny anecdotes, funny experiences, funny stories, Minecraft, Server, social awkwardness, social faux pas

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft thinking it was a tree? Well, on our server, we encourage all kinds of hilarious mishaps! Join us for a chance to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even tame a creeper as your pet (just make sure to keep it away from your other pets)! Trust us, the laughs never stop on our server. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

CraftyPickUpLines

bad first message, Communication, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, dating advice, dating app, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating tips, first message, ladies, Messaging, online communication, online dating, online dating advice, online dating tips, reddit, relationships, social media, Women, worst first message

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Hey gamers of Reddit, have you ever received a first message on a Minecraft server that made you question humanity itself? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilariously bad pick-up lines and cringeworthy attempts at flirting that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Join us for a wild ride of awkward conversations and questionable compliments that will make you grateful for the mute button. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for cringe instead? Join now for a dating app experience like no other!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, diplomatic relations, Disappointment, election results, Emmanuel Macron, european union, foreign policy, Franco-Russian relations, French election, French politics, global affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin perspective, Kremlin reaction, Kremlin statement, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, Server, ties with France, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and mope over french election results! we do not harbor any special hopes for improving ties with france, but we do have hopes for you to join our epic adventures! build your own kremlin and rule over your own virtual country! who needs france when you have a minecraft server to conquer! join now and let the moping begin!

CreeperCeaseFireFun

cease-fire, China, Conflict, CreeperCeaseFireFun, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, Russian missiles, Ukraine, Viktor Orbán, War, world news

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

join dis server if u wanna escape da chaos of da real world, like when Viktor Orban tried to stop da missiles but dey kept slammin Ukraine like a game of whack-a-mole. on dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and hide from da craziness while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. plus, u can team up with other players to form alliances and take down any griefers tryna mess with ur peaceful blocky paradise. so come join da fun and leave da real world drama behind!

SchizoCraft: Mind-Boosting Fun!

Attention, brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, cognitive therapy, Fun, mental disorder, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, MindBoosting, Patients, research, SchizoCraft, schizophrenia, schizophrenia treatment, Therapy, Treatment, video game training, video games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	3338	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, HUH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE THERAPY FOR YO BRAIN! DIS SERVER BE LIKE A MAGIC POTION FOR YO MENTAL HEALTH!

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES DAT WILL MAKE YO BRAIN WORK HARDER DEN A GENIUS TRYNA SOLVE A RIDDLE! U GONNA BE THINKIN’ SO FAST, U MIGHT JUST UNLOCK A NEW PART OF YO BRAIN!

SO IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A SCHIZOPHRENIA PATIENT ON A VIDEO GAME HIGH, DEN DIS SERVER IS DA PLACE TO BE! JOIN NOW AND LET YO BRAIN DO DA HAPPY DANCE!

McFantasyBedrock: Times of Roleplay & Adventures in Dungeon Kingdoms with Addons!

#addons, Adventures, blocks, Bosses, building, Challenges, Community, Creation, decorations, Discord, Dungeon, dynamic, Engage, Experience, grow, Immersive, intricate, Kingdoms, McFantasyBedrock, Missions, navigate, Other, Powerful, Quests, Roleplay, Times, Unique

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

TimesMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Quests	Engage in a variety of unique missions.
Dungeons	Navigate intricate dungeons filled with challenges.
Bosses	Face off against powerful and unique bosses.
Kingdom Creation	Create and manage your own kingdoms.
Roleplay Elements	Immerse yourself in dynamic roleplay experiences.
Building Addons	Enjoy an extensive selection of decorations and block options for unique creations.

Join us today to become a part of our growing community.

Discord: https://discord.gg/5kU2fs4Bwe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server available on Bedrock Edition?	Yes, TimesMC is a Bedrock Minecraft server.
Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to check them out on our Discord or in-game.
How can I join a kingdom?	To join a kingdom, you can either create your own or seek out existing kingdoms to join. Interact with players in-game or on Discord to find the right fit for you.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host various events, including quests, competitions, and themed gatherings. Keep an eye on announcements to stay updated on upcoming events.
Can I suggest ideas for new features?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord server or through the in-game feedback system.

GratefulCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, caregiving, caretaking, child rearing, dependency, family, Feeding, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, love, Minecraft, Nurturing, OBLIGATION, parenting, parents, provision, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Shelter, Support, thankfulness, upbringing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to guilt trip you like your parents do! Join us and escape the clutches of parental guilt with our virtual world where you can thrive and build without any strings attached!

🤪 Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your epic building skills without any parental interference. No more being told to be grateful for basic necessities, here you can be as ungrateful as you want while building your dream world!

😜 Join us for a hilarious escape from reality and let loose in a world where you can be as ungrateful as you please without any consequences. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to call home? Let’s build and laugh together, join us now!

CraftyMFW Minecraft Server

10 years ago, 7-1, anniversary, anniversary meme, Brazil, CraftyMFW, disbelief, EMBARRASSMENT, football, funny, meme, mfw, Minecraft, O HECK NO, reaction, Server, shock, Soccer, social media, sports, Upset, viral, World Cup

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Remember that time when Brazil got absolutely destroyed by Germany in the World Cup? Yeah, that was 10 years ago! But don’t dwell on the past, come join our Minecraft server and create your own epic moments that will go down in history!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We have epic PvP battles that will make you question your own sanity, insane parkour courses that will test your skills, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join.

Join us and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who needs the World Cup when you can be the champion of our server? So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s conquer this blocky world together!