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MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	521211
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	78
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6433
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Farms Harvested:	129	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!

GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!

MineWatch: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2440

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.

But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Animals Bred:	174	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!

LISAN AL-GAIB Minecraft Server – Where Anime Fans Unite!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	92	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2939
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you go “Lisan al-Gaib”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “Lisan al-Gaib” in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests that will leave you questioning reality itself. So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner otaku on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	805645	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!

2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.

3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?

4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

PetitionCraft: Where Americans try to get creepers banned!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Items Found:	1613	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of trying to change the world by signing boring petitions to your representatives? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can save the world by building epic structures and battling evil mobs! Who needs politicians when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? Join us and show the world that real change happens in pixelated block form!