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InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

emotional burden, Emotional healing, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, heaviness, inner peace, InYourCuntCraft, life journey, life struggles, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, smp, unhappiness, Unhappy, Unlucky

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3051	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of living in a boring world where happiness is as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of unhappiness! Join us and experience a world where every block you break is a step towards true fulfillment and joy.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately feel a weight lifted off your shoulders. The sun is shining, the pigs are oinking, and your fellow players are building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. You join in on the fun, crafting and building to your heart’s content, and suddenly, you realize that this is where you truly belong.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your fortune? Or will you let fear hold you back, like it has in your real life?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let go of your unhappiness once and for all. Who knows, you might even find true happiness in the most unexpected of places – like a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, awkward situations, body odor, Communication, considerate behavior, DATING, dating etiquette, embarrassing moments, emotional intelligence, FragrantCraft, Honesty, hurt feelings, Minecraft, personal hygiene, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, social etiquette, tactfulness

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	2189	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs smell better than that guy’s pants! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in a virtual world. Don’t let a rancid date ruin your gaming experience, come join us and leave the stinky situations behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. So why wait? Join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve unpleasant odors!

HubbyHomesickCraft

caregiving, comfort, Communication, compromise, family, HubbyHomesickCraft, husband, Illness, inconsiderate, love, Marriage, MONDAY, parents, relationship, Rude, selfish, sick, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for some epic building challenges, crazy mini-games, and a community that will always have your back (unlike some husbands we know).

Forget about feeling sick and unloved, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always be there to support you, even if you accidentally blow up their house with TNT (oops).

So come on over and let’s build a world where you never have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a little TLC. Plus, we promise our players won’t ditch you for Fortnite nights at their parents’ house. 😉

ToxicTaterTot – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, bad friend, competitive, Controlling, dishonest, disloyal, DISRESPECTFUL, easily missed signs, friendship warning signs, jealous, lack of empathy, manipulative, Minecraft, negative influence, one sided, red flags, selfish, smp, toxic behavior, ToxicTaterTot, unhealthy relationships, unreliable, untrustworthy

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Join our server if you want to befriend a group of players who are so chaotic that they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. From pranking each other with TNT traps to starting impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the craziness of our community. If you see someone building a house out of obsidian and calling it a “modern art masterpiece,” that’s a sure sign that they’ll fit right in. But if someone starts hoarding all the diamonds and refuses to share, well, let’s just say they might not be the best friend material.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, pull off some epic pranks, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

MineCraftTruths

acceptance, difficult truths, embracing change, emotional resilience., facing challenges, facing reality, growth mindset., growth opportunities, inner peace, life lessons, mental strength, MineCraftTruths, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Emeralds Found:	4283
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will have you questioning reality itself.

On our server, you’ll encounter mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who dare to find it.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to face off against evil mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows that will stop at nothing to thwart your progress. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe along the way.

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, PM Starmer, Politics, Server, solidarity, spokesperson, Statement, Support, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, United Kingdom, Unity, unwavering

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Votes:	4091

LOL YO, THIS SERVER BE LIKE SUPPORTING UKRAINE BUT IN A MINECRAFT WAY, YA KNOW? LIKE, WE BUILDIN’ BLOCKS AND FIGHTIN’ CREEPERS TO SHOW OUR LOVE FOR UKRAINE. OUR PM STARMEY’S SPOKESPERSON BE LIKE “YEAH, JOIN THIS SERVER, IT’S LIT AF.” WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS AND CREEPER EXPLOSIONS THAT’LL BLOW YA MIND. COME JOIN US AND SHOW YOUR UNWAVERING SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE, MINECRAFT STYLE! #BLOCKS4UKRAINE #EXPLOSIONS4PEACE.

HealthCareHavocMC

aid, Attacks, bombings, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, health care facilities, Healthcare, HealthCareHavocMC, humanitarian, International, Invasion, medical facilities, Records, Ukraine, united nations, violence, War, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most EPIC minecraft server in the universe! we have over 1,900 crazy attacks on health care facilities in ukraine since the invasion! but don’t worry, our doctors are all zombies so they don’t need health care anyway! join us for the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity of it all! who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have this wild ride? join now and experience the craziest server you’ve ever seen!

GilligansTourGuideIsland

1960s, Adventure, castaways, classic, comedy, Deserted Island, Gilligan, Gilligan’s Island, GilligansTourGuideIsland, Ginger, Lost, marooned, Mary Ann, Professor, Shipwreck, Sitcom, skipper, stranded, strange, tour guide, tv show

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s crazier than a kangaroo on a pogo stick! we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. They made everyone wear llama costumes and dance the llama dance for hours on end. It was a llama-pocalypse!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join the server and help us defeat the evil llama overlords. Together, we will build a giant llama-shaped fortress and ride into battle on our trusty steeds (which may or may not be llamas).

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Who needs Gilligan’s Island when you can have llamas, diamonds, and non-stop fun? Let’s get this party started, llama style!

SunCraft: Where Even the Sun is a Troll

age, Astronomy, chemical composition, magnetic activity, seismic characteristics, SIZE, solar age, solar age determination, solar composition, solar data, solar data analysis, solar discovery, solar magnetic field, solar magnetic influence, solar physics, solar research, solar research findings, solar seismic activity, solar study, Sun, Suncraft, troll

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Potions Brewed:	168	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4615
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the sun is made of CHEESE and the moon is made of BACON! we got crazy scientists who discovered that the sun’s magnetic activity makes it do the CHICKEN DANCE every hour on the hour.

we got important data like how old the sun is depending on what time you look at it. one minute it’s a baby sun, the next it’s a grandpa sun with a cane and everything.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the sun is always shining and the pigs are always flying!

ToRoNtO MaDnEsS Minecraft Server

Canadian city, changing demographics, city transformation, cultural evolution, cultural melting pot, demographic shift, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnic neighborhoods, gentrification, History, immigration, madness, Minecraft, multicultural, population growth, racial diversity, Server, social change, Toronto, urban development, urban history, urbanization

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	508424
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2155	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve recreated the bustling city of Toronto! But hold on to your maple syrup, because this place was majority white 30 years ago – now it’s a melting pot of all kinds of crazy characters!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual Toronto, where you can trade poutine recipes with friendly polar bears, challenge a hockey-loving moose to a game of PvP, or even take a ride on a flying beaver taxi!

But beware, the infamous Tim Hortons Gang is always causing trouble, so make sure to team up with other players to defend your igloo base and keep your maple syrup stash safe.

So why wait? Join our server and embark on a wild adventure through the wacky world of Toronto – where anything can happen, eh!