Players: |
110/100 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: |
0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: |
20 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: |
3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: |
5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: |
36 |
Villages Defended: |
12 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: |
7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: |
10 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: |
6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
45 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
5 |
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so, like, u ever wanted to join a
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