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  • Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

    Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

    Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

    So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. πŸ˜‰

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • A.I. Bing Minecraft SMP Focused Thread: Old Edition

    A.I. Bing Minecraft SMP Focused Thread: Old Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for insane events like “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win rare items and bragging rights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck in the “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” where you must defeat the Ender Dragon while busting out your best dance moves.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and unforgettable memories. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

    The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

    Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Furry Visual Novels Minecraft SMP

    Furry Visual Novels Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a Gulo BF edition where we talk about all things FVN – from gay to straight, bara to twink, femboy to Western, Japanese, human MC, anthro MC, and everything in between!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the dancers? Or maybe you’re interested in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots buried deep within our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server. πŸ˜‰πŸ¦„πŸŽ‰ #FurryVN #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

    Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

    Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cyber Minecraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee

    Cyber Minecraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure filled with CYOAs that are too crazy for the regular /cyoag thread.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.

    Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.

    Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: /Vore/ General – Corruption Tastes So Good Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /Vore/ General – Corruption Tastes So Good Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the predators are in positions of power and use it to their advantage for predding! Imagine a fat detective investigating disappearances, only to realize they are the ones responsible for it all along! It’s a wild ride of deception, betrayal, and vore-filled adventures. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to lose yourself in the madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

    CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a Choose Your Own Adventure book on steroids.

    In this server, you’ll find CYOAs that are so mind-bendingly awesome, they couldn’t even be contained in /tg/’s /cyoag. We’re talking about CYOAs that will make you question reality, challenge your creativity, and maybe even make you question your life choices.

    But that’s not all! Our archives are filled with both SFW and NSFW CYOAs, so you never know what you’re going to stumble upon. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find mind-blowing interactive experiences.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and make life-altering decisions all in one place? It’s like living in a fantasy world, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Don’t wait, jump in and start your adventure in our Switcheroos Edition Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ””/Minecraft SMP/ LOL I’m a Noob””

    ””/Minecraft SMP/ LOL I’m a Noob””

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! We have engines firing and players feeling tired from all the fun. Our last thread was so crazy, you won’t believe what happened!

    Join us for the most outrageous edition of Minecraft you’ve ever experienced. Our habits are so wild, they’re stored in a mega link for safekeeping. Check out our tagmap for a glimpse into the madness that awaits you.

    Don’t miss out on the steamy fun in our Steam group, where things get heated up in more ways than one. And don’t forget to log on to Posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for a gaming experience like no other.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hatecraft SMP: LOLz

    Hatecraft SMP: LOLz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the best part – our server has a secret underground disco where players can party like it’s 1999.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join us now and embark on the wackiest Minecraft journey of your life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Forever and Ever Isles {SMP} Java Edition for the Big Kids Only! Whitelist, Dynmap, and Rainbow Friendly!

    Forever and Ever Isles {SMP} Java Edition for the Big Kids Only! Whitelist, Dynmap, and Rainbow Friendly!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Infinity Isles!
    We are a fresh 18+, semi-vanilla Java Minecraft server which began on the 25th of March this year. Our community started off small but has since expanded massively, bringing in players from all across the globe into an exciting and close knitted community. We are always looking for new players to join us so if this sounds like the fit for you, be sure to apply!

    What makes us stand out?

      • SEMI VANILLA: Our server is whitelisted and for 18+ players only. We are a primarily vanilla survival server with additions to improve gameplay such as fast leaf decay, dynmap and head drops. We also welcome the use of Litematica.
      • SERVER LOCATION: We are hosted on the East US coast to ensure good connection and reachability for players all around the world.
      • PLAYER RUN PROJECTS: As we are a new server, we are actively looking for players to help with developing the server’s appearance! Whether you are a builder or a material gatherer, everyone’s effort is appreciated to help the server grow its collection of beautiful builds!
      • ADVENTURES: Infinity Isles has its very own history and lore for you to explore! Join to see if you can discover the world’s mystical secrets and hidden gems!
      • SHOPPING DISTRICT: Infinity Isles has its very own player-run shopping district with light rules to ensure the economy of the server remains stable and fair!
      • EVENTS: We hold weekly events with prizes in store, such as our weekly fishing contests held on weekends, spleef, build contests and more!
      • NO PAY-TO-WIN: Donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure every player has the fairest playing experience. All proceeds go directly towards improving server performance as the server continues to expand and grow each week. Contributors have access to fun commands such as /sit and /lay and will also be able to access player head database using /hdb. You can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
      • STAFF: Our team of friendly staff are here to help you if you need a hand!
      • DISCORD: We have an active community over on Discord regularly chatting in channels and in voice chats!

    Our map is still largely unexplored, however we will be expanding the map’s borders by the time the 1.21 update rolls around so you won’t need to worry about your builds being reset.

    Join us today! Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/GEZF7qDXWb

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server only for players aged 18 and above? Yes, our server is specifically for players aged 18 and above.
    Are there any donation perks on the server? Yes, we have donation perks available but they are strictly non-Pay-To-Win to ensure fair gameplay for all players.
    Can players contribute to player-run projects on the server? Absolutely! We encourage players to contribute to developing the server’s appearance through building and material gathering.
    Are there weekly events on the server? Yes, we hold weekly events such as fishing contests, spleef, build contests, and more with prizes for participants.
    Is there a Discord community for the server? Yes, we have an active Discord community where players can chat in channels and voice chats.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Jew Crew

    Crafty Jew Crew

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the creepers is the conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the diamonds in the game are actually controlled by a secret society of Minecraft-playing Jews.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like flying pigs and zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more diamonds).

    So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house out of enchanted golden apples while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled Nether portal? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Illuminati).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Macmillan’s Minecraft Mayhem: Building Blocks of British Banter

    Macmillan’s Minecraft Mayhem: Building Blocks of British Banter

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Come join our server where we reenact the rise and fall of empires!

    We have British Prime Minister Macmillan leading the charge, teaching Americans how to be the new Roman Empire. Will they succeed or will they crumble like Constantinople?

    Join us as we discover the mystery of the Fifth Rome and see if Washington D.C. can hold up against the might of Moscow. It’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! So grab your pickaxe and join the fun on our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • V for Vanilla, where chaos is the only constant! No map resets, just endless fun on 1.20.4!

    V for Vanilla, where chaos is the only constant! No map resets, just endless fun on 1.20.4!

    New Minecraft Servers

    V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Server IP VForV.net
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
    Version Java 1.20.4

    V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

    We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

    We hope to see you soon on V!

    Server Info:

    World Border At 30M
    No Map Resets
    Random, unprotected spawn area
    No TPA or Sethome
    Griefing & Killing Allowed
    No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
    Chat isn’t strictly moderated
    Dedicated server hosted in Finland

    Server Rules:

    Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
    Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: No, the server is vanilla only.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed but please follow the server rules.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building?

    A: You are free to build wherever you like, but please be respectful to other players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperz – Minecraft Madness

    CraftyCreeperz – Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in town. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or sudden urge to build a giant statue of a potato while playing on our server.)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

    Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • survival.gg

    survival.gg

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to survival.gg!

    Dive into the ultimate Minecraft survival adventure!

    Explore a world teeming with endless possibilities! From lush forests to rugged mountains, there’s always something new to discover!

    Build your dream home, craft epic gear, and conquer the wilderness with your friends!

    Battle fierce mobs, conquer dungeons, and prove your skills in thrilling challenges!

    Join us for weekly events and make memories that last a lifetime!

    Ready to embark on the journey of a lifetime? Join survival.gg now!

    play.survival.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ⭐ WRITE TO ALL ADMIN ➜ /FREE ⚠ 95% DISCOUNTS ⚠ v1.X Minecraft server

    ⭐ WRITE TO ALL ADMIN ➜ /FREE ⚠ 95% DISCOUNTS ⚠ v1.X Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

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    Discord https://discord.gg/gnCTfqP

    hypego.ru:19139

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TomatoPotato SMP

    TomatoPotato SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

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    TomatoPotato SMP is a feature-rich Minecraft server with a focus on community and creativity. Whether you’re looking to build, trade, or battle, there’s something for everyone.We have:πŸŽ‰ Hourly Events: Participate in PVP, random challenges, villager trading, and mining events with unique prizes.

    πŸ›’ Server Spawn: Start at spawn, teleport randomly once, and buy plots to set up shops or minigames.

    🏑 Towny: Create and manage your own town, attract villagers, and upgrade your town for special effects and improved emerald production.

    πŸ”’ Claiming: Secure your land with claim blocks, which increase over time.

    βš”οΈ PVP: Toggle PVP on or off and choose whether to risk item loss. Participate in mandatory PVP during weekly war events.

    πŸ“… Weekly Events: Enjoy themed events organized by @Gamedash43 with sneak peeks available.

    🌍 World Features: The world border is set to 10,000 blocks, periodic End resets, and enhanced world generation with the Terralith plugin.

    Join today and become a part of the TomatoPotato SMP community!

    tomatopotato.my.pebble.host :25614

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Onyx Isle: Where you can mine diamonds, build empires, and bribe your way to the top! 13+ only

    Onyx Isle: Where you can mine diamonds, build empires, and bribe your way to the top! 13+ only

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Intention: Experience power, loss, and greed through medieval kingdoms, alliances, wars, spying, and betrayals.
    Basic Guidelines: No modern or industrial building types. Keep to natural materials and no skyscrapers.
    Kingdom Formation: Form a kingdom with 5+ players, receive custom Discord rank and land claim.
    World Size: 4000×4000 to encourage closer kingdoms and interactions like trading and war.

    If you’re interested, please join our Discord server: Click here to join

    FAQs

      • Q: Can I build modern structures? A: No, this server is focused on medieval building types only.
      • Q: How do I form a kingdom? A: Once your group exceeds 5 players, you can form a kingdom and receive benefits.
      • Q: What happens if there is a change desired by the majority of players? A: There will be a vote to determine whether the change is implemented or not.
      • Q: What is the purpose of war on the server? A: War is not all-out griefing, but a strategic way to engage with other kingdoms and players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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