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Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Animals Bred:	129
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

mc.peyy.net:27360

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	537	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

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✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

elysi.su

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	2808
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7991	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	9881

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!