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CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	543705
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Emeralds Found:	1725	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

board of directors, Business, CEO, CHANGE, Company, decision, elon musk, Elons, Future, hello, Industry, innovation, leadership, Management, Minecraft, Party, resignation, Server, spacex, speculation, Successor, Technology, tesla, TRANSITION, Whos

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3868
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Handshake Kingdom

#Deutsche Künstler, #Deutsche Musik, #Die Zeit ist reif für ein bisschen Zärtlichkeit, #Gib mir die Hand, #Hand geben, #Ich bau dir ein Schloss aus Sand, #Irgendwie irgendwo irgendwann, #Liebeslied, #Liebeslieder, #Musiktexte, #Musikzitate, #Neue Deutsche Welle, #Popmusik, #Romantik, #Schloss aus Sand, #Songtexte, #Zärtlichkeit zeigen, #Zeit für Zärtlichkeit, 80ER JAHRE, Crafty, handshake, Kingdom, NDW

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to build you a castle made entirely out of sand! Why? Because who needs boring old stone when you can have a sandy palace fit for a king (or queen)!

Join us for some zany adventures and maybe even a little bit of romance because the time is ripe for some Minecraft love. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your blocky soulmate somewhere in our pixelated world.

So come on, take my hand and let’s embark on a journey to a land of sandcastles, love, and endless possibilities. Because somehow, somewhere, someday, this Minecraft server will be the most epic place you’ve ever been.

Creepers Gone Wild

100k, 3K, CREEPERS, Doki, Elira, return stream, what went wrong, Wild

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	147

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us and you might just witness Doki making a triumphant return to the server, complete with a grand parade and fireworks show for all to enjoy. And if that’s not enough, Elira will also be making her grand return, but this time she’s bringing along a pet dragon that she’s trained to do her bidding.

With over 100k streams of Doki’s return and 3k streams of Elira’s return, you know this server is where all the action is happening. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server.

Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs

CREEPERS, cross-genre, cultural exchange, game adaptation, game collaboration, game creation, game design, game development, game diversity, game innovation, game localization, game market, game production, gaming industry, Japanese game company, Jrpg, JRPGs, Ninjas, pixelated, role playing games, rpgs, video games, Western, western game company, WRPG

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	5337	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest mashup of Western and Japanese gaming influences you’ve ever seen. Picture this: cowboys riding chocobos, samurais wielding laser guns, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we’ve got quests that will have you scratching your head in confusion, dungeons that will make you question your sanity, and secret Easter eggs that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything quite like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most absurdly awesome way possible. Who knew that a western game company could make a JRPG or a Japanese game company could make a WRPG? Only on our server, folks. Only on our server.

Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

2D Hentai Games, 3D games, blocks, boobie, bushy eyebrows, dlsite, fetish discussion, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, hgg2d, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, rpg maker games, rpgmaker, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

Adventures, Bonding, Campfire, CHIPS, Community, Companionship, Cozy, Epic, Evening, Fire, Food, Friends, Fun, gather, Gathering, GUARANTEED, Hospitality, Laughter, lolz, Outdoor, Relaxation, sharing, SnackCraft, SNACKS, socializing, Tasty, Treats, warmth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3075
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	223

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

Awareness, causes, Chaos, Community, coping mechanisms, Crafting, Create, discussion, Favorite, forum, madness, mental health, mental illness, mistake, post, Psychology, research, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Treatment, VG, video games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	733	Ores Mined:	6322
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, Confidence, cute, cute or not, Insecurity, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, pupper, Questioning, seeking approval, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, Server, validation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5035
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

CHANGE, consequences, Corruption, CREEPERS, destroy, Destruction, devastation, disastercraft, Downfall, endermen, Events, forever.., Government, Griefers, History, Impact, influence, lessons learned, love, Politics, power, Reflection, regret, ruined country, society, Tragedy, unite

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

Adrenaline, asssssetto corsa, cars, challenge, Competition, Driving, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Invitation, multiplayer, online racing, Race, Racing, simulation, SPEED, SpeedyCraft, video games, virtual, Wanna

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!