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CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	193	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Villages Defended:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Buildings Constructed:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Farms Harvested:	594	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Magic Items Found:	8314	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Passages Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5743	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7048	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!