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CraftyBae’s Block Party

BLOCK, challenge, Competition, CraftyBaes, Defeat, Entertainment, Fun, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, LOSE, multiplayer, online gaming, Party, Play, play her game, Single player, skill, strategy, Tactics, Victory, video games, WIN

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the adventures are endless!

Join us and embark on a journey through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself would be jealous!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond cave guarded by a friendly dragon. Legend has it that whoever finds this cave will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our boss battles and prove your skills as the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Come play her game and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

ParasiteCraft: Where Social Parasitism is Just a Game!

biology, Communication, congenital diseases, culture, dependency, Exploitation, fear, Game, genetic development, hidden, independent functionality, insulation, mental illness, mutation, mutational load, ParasiteCraft, parasitic degeneration, Parasitism, parasitology, secrecy, Social, social parasitism, social stability, social structure

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2972
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with parasitic degeneration and socially parasitic human subspecies? Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Our server is unlike any other, with a unique focus on extreme specialisation in dependency and insulation. Dive into a world where mutations run rampant and traits come out half-formed. Will you be able to survive in this irreversible process of parasitism?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a high mutational load of congenital diseases and disorders, along with a high level of mental illness and low social stability. Can you navigate through a culture of secrecy and fear of being outed as a social parasite?

Join us now and witness the transformation of our host culture into a more exploitable structure, all while remaining hidden from plain sight. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this gradual reduction in independent functionality – join our Minecraft server today!

BroCraft: Where it’s so over, bros

brocraft, bros, brosi, can’t, down, everywhere, feel, fucking, go, Help, Images, IMMENSELY, Invoking, left, Lust, Must, Over.., right, Struggle, up, way

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	204
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Farms Harvested:	797
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the struggle with lust is real, but in a hilarious way! Join us for insane adventures where you’ll be surrounded by lust-invoking images at every turn. It’s like playing Minecraft in a sexy fever dream! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join this server. So come on in and let the lust-filled chaos begin!

LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Potions Brewed:	130	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChinnyCraft: Where Female Characters Rock Massive Chins!

animation, art style, artistic choices, body image, character design, Character development, Characters, ChinnyCraft, Chins, critique, Diversity, empowerment, exaggerated features, facial features, female, Female Characters, feminism, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, Massive, massive chins, Media portrayal, representation, Rock, social commentary, women in media

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	3695	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	86

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a totally LEGIT reason for giving female characters massive chins. You see, our server is located in a parallel universe where having a big chin is a sign of power and dominance. So if you want to show off your strength and intimidate your enemies, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive PINK sheep you’ll ever see. Legend has it that these majestic creatures bring good luck to all who lay eyes on them. So come join us and bask in the glory of the PINK sheep!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of DANCING QUEEN/KING. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most CHIN-TASTIC adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!

Capture, Competition, Conflict, Economy, Empire, Factories, Fake, Gay, GRIEFED.., Investment, military tech, Oinkraine, PRETEND, PutinsCraft, Resources, Résumé, Russian, Russian Empire, sanctions, service bubble, Strain, Trading, West, workers

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us as we embark on a quest to build the most INSANE structures, battle mythical creatures, and conquer new lands!

Who needs to worry about the Russian Empire when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own blocky kingdom? No fake and gay service bubbles here, just pure EPICNESS!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what true Minecraft warriors are made of!

Blame the Creeper

Accountability, Argument, Blame, Communication, Conflict, controversy, creeper, Decision making, disagreement, Dispute, Ethics, Fairness, Fault, judgement, misunderstanding, morality, opinion, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Crops Grown:	6525

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. Yes, you heard that right! But that’s not all – there are also flying pigs that drop diamonds wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their groovy adventures and dance the night away!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our INSANE Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool

anti-piracy, anti-piracy measures, bad, Cool, copyright infringement, crime, digital piracy, illegal, intellectual property, Piracy, piracy awareness, piracy consequences, piracy education, piracy ethics, piracy impact, piracy is wrong, piracy laws, piracy prevention, piracy punishment, PirateCraft, stop piracy, theft, Totally

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Arrr mateys! Are you tired of sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you pirates out there! Join us and plunder treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pirate ship that is said to be haunted by the ghost of Blackbeard himself. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the cursed loot hidden within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater cave filled with rare sea creatures and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance – it’s been known to drag unsuspecting players down to their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime. But remember, piracy is bad – unless you’re playing Minecraft, of course!

Crafty EuroLatinx Fun Zone

athletic activities, Crafty, cultural diversity, EuroLatinx, European athletes, European culture, European sports, Europeans, Fun, global sports, international sports, Latinx, Latinx athletes, Latinx culture, Latinx sports, Sport, sports diversity, sports enthusiasts, sports fandom, sports fans, sports interests, sports participation, sports preferences, Zone

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Europeans and latinx actually enjoy playing Minecraft together! 🤣🎮

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so popular that even aliens from outer space have been spotted trying to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves dance to the beat of the music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that Europeans and latinx could bond over a game about building and mining? 😂🌍🔨

Girl Power Mine

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, Female Heroes, Female Protagonists, female representation, female-centric narratives, female-driven stories, FEMINIST, girl, girl bosses, girl characters, Girl Power, power, representation, role models, strong female leads, Strong Women, time to shine, women in entertainment, women in media

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the girl characters are the real QUEENS of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with GLITTER and UNICORNS as we embark on crazy adventures together.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of girl gamers decided to take over the Minecraft world. With their PINK DIAMOND SWORDS and RAINBOW ARMOR, they defeated the mighty Ender Dragon in record time. Legends say that their victory dance was so fierce, it caused a server-wide earthquake!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in FASHION SHOWS where the best-dressed player wins a virtual crown. You can also ride on SPARKLY UNICORNS through enchanted forests and build your own GLITTERY CASTLE fit for a princess.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the girl characters SHINE like the STARS