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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4006 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1060 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 188 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!