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PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	100	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

2024.., action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Characters, comedy, comics, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Issue 45, japanese, magazine, Manga, manga artists, Minecraft, Popular, Serialized, Server, SHONEN, Stories, Weekly publication, Weekly Shonen Magazine

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Crops Grown:	5574	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

cyber attack, cyber conflict, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, geopolitical conflict, government institutions, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, russia, Russian institutions, Ukraine, Ukrainian hackers, UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!