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430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	577
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Potions Brewed:	160	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

CraftyDateFails

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Emeralds Found:	4087
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	124	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

What’s a question you should never ask on a first date? Well, how about “Do you play on [Server Name] Minecraft server?” Because once you join, you’ll be so addicted that you’ll forget all about dating! Our server is so awesome that players have been known to build entire cities in a single night, tame dragons as pets, and even discover secret portals to other dimensions where diamonds rain from the sky! So if you want to find true love, look no further than [Server Name] Minecraft server – where the only question you’ll be asking is “Can I play forever?”

StarveCraft: Tigray Aid Needed!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Potions Brewed:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Void Gems Collected:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have TWO MILLION players at risk of starvation in Tigray! but dont worry, we have plenty of virtual food to go around 😂 our aid official is always warning us about the dangers of hunger, but we just laugh and keep building our epic virtual worlds. join us for a crazy adventure filled with blocky fun and hunger-inducing challenges! 🍗🎮 #minecraftmadness #starvationstation

SkinPointingCraft

anatomy, Awareness, bodily, Body language, body part, cognition, Communication, Gesture, Human, IMPOSSIBLE, Perception, Physical, pointing, pointing at oneself, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, Sensation, skin, SkinPointingCraft, Specific, Touch

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Items Found:	1943	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

join our epic minecraft server where pointing at your skin makes you look like a total weirdo! we have magical powers that turn your skin into a giant rainbow unicorn! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that farts rainbows! come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

Zaza Junior High School

Minecraft Vanilla Gaming Community Mods Roleplay Rules Survival PvP Creative Redstone Build Exploration Adventure Economy Factions Skyblock Minigames Quests Plugins, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	35
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Farms Harvested:	309	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Void Gems Collected:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to Zaza SMP, the Minecraft server where the simplicity of vanilla gaming meets a laid-back and friendly community. If you’re looking for a place to play pure Minecraft with no mods, no roleplay, and minimal rules, you’ve come to the right place!

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Affinity SMP, a crossplay survival experience.

Affinity SMP, crossplay, Enchants, Grinding, home, MCMMO, multiplayer, Shop, Survival, Teleport, vanilla-like, xp points

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8721
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Choose an origin once you join and enjoy a unique multiplayer experience!Extra Features:

teleport to your spawn

54.39.28.143

ThunderCraft Server

Alternative Rock, American band, catchy tune, chart topper, Electric Guitar, Energetic, Grammy award winning, hit song, Imagine Dragons, Las Vegas, Lightning, Music (Industry), music video, music video production, Popular, Powerful, Rock, Server, Special effects, thunder, THUNDERCRAFT, thunderstorm

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But be careful, because the ground is made of lava and the only way to cross is by riding on the backs of giant chickens!

Once you’ve made it across, you’ll enter our bustling city where the buildings are made entirely out of diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on unicorns. And don’t forget to visit our underwater disco where the fish are all expert breakdancers!

But the real reason to join our server is for the epic battles that take place every Friday night. Picture this: a showdown between a team of ninja pandas armed with diamond swords and a gang of evil snowmen riding on top of giant spiders. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ScamSlayer in Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, consumer protection, cryptocurrency, cybercrime, decentralized finance, digital assets, financial fraud, financial technology, fraud, fraud detection, fraud prevention, internet security, investor protection, Minecraft, online scams, regulatory oversight, scam prevention, Scamming.., ScamSlayer, SECURITY, smp, solana, white collar crime

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	699
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of getting scammed and swindled on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning all the grass into cheese to replacing all the diamonds with carrots, you never know what these furry troublemakers will do next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive bird and become the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

battalions, battle, blocky, Bravery, Commander, Conflict, courage, determination, Escape, Fought, Military, Overruled, Prohres, resilience, Royale.., Safety, strategy, Surrounded, Survival, UKRAINIAN, Unity, uprising, Victory, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Star Shards Collected:	225
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3648

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

play.kaiross.info:25561