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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 817 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4227 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Join us on our server and experience the wonders of the Promised Land, where diamonds flow like water and creepers wear kimonos. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing as you build your own virtual empire.
But beware, rumors say that there is a secret hot spring hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a ninja panda who only speaks in haikus. Will you be the one to find it and soak in its mystical powers?
So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the trip of a lifetime. Join our SMP today and let the craziness begin! Who needs a Japan trip in 2025 when you can have all the fun right here in Minecraft?