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RockPussy Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to explore a world where Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson had a pussy? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even build a house made entirely out of cheese! And who knows, you might even stumble upon The Rock’s mythical pussy somewhere in the depths of our world.

So why wait? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together on our one-of-a-kind server!

CraftyNiji Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9814	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Votes:	1307	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and troll your friends to your heart’s content!

We have Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth all hanging out and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even run into them while exploring!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous crew can’t resist joining in on the fun. Expect the unexpected as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious pranks.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and all the other fags – we’re all about having a good time here!

GF-Blocker Graduation Bash

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and pixels? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers and endless adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a virtual graduation party breaks out! Your daughters are celebrating their academic achievements with a themed cake and decorations, but wait… their emotionally unstable mother is causing chaos. She’s threatening not to attend if your new girlfriend shows up, claiming it’s disrespectful. But fear not, because on our server, you can bring all your virtual partners without any drama!

Join us for a chance to build a new family with your blocky friends, slay dragons together, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CheaterCraft: Wild Ways

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9489	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out the wildest way you can catch cheaters in the act! Our server is equipped with secret spy tools, hidden cameras, and even a team of trained llamas who can sniff out infidelity from a mile away. Don’t be fooled by those sneaky players trying to cheat their way to the top – join us and become the ultimate detective in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the llamas throw the best breakup parties in town. You won’t want to miss out on the drama and excitement that awaits you on our server!

SpicyVegetableExtinctCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	62	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the fruit and veggies are so dang tasty, they went extinct cuz animals couldn’t stop munching on ’em! We got carrots that make you fly, watermelons that give you super speed, and potatoes that make you invincible (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. And don’t even get me started on the pigs, they’re wearing top hats and monocles, living their best life.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, our zombies are friendly and just want to give you hugs, and our llamas can speak fluent French. Ooh la la!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

Gladiators Network

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	2356
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Falling into the Void:	0

Gladiators Network is a high-quality Minecraft Network with game modes like LIFESTEAL and FFA server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

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CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who only appears when you play “Cotton Eye Joe” on repeat. Or how about trying to tame the wild chickens that have taken over the village and are demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And don’t even get us started on the underground lair of the “Sassy Skeletons” who will sass you to death if you don’t answer their riddles correctly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft. Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved).

AnonCraft: The 25th Ward Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	7

Alright, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding.

Join our server for a chance to battle a dragon made entirely out of diamond blocks, or try your luck at taming a zombie pigman to be your loyal steed. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats with their bone xylophones.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy. And let’s not forget about our annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

NoMoreP0rnMC Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8609	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	8036	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of spending all your time in the dark depths of the internet, searching for the perfect video to satisfy your cravings? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to porn forever!

Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about watching porn. You’ll be too busy building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring our vast world filled with hidden treasures.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that players who join our server have reported a significant increase in their social life. That’s right, say goodbye to your lonely nights spent with your laptop and hello to new friends and endless adventures in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to a porn-free life filled with laughter, excitement, and endless possibilities!

OddCraft: Normal Not Allowed

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	336	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	89
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is a haven for the weird and wacky! We welcome all kinds of oddballs, from players who build giant cheese sculptures to those who communicate solely in dolphin noises. If you’ve ever felt like you just don’t fit in on other servers, then this is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive rainbow sheep or battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our server is protected by a magical force field that turns griefers into fluffy bunnies – so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a server where being normal is frowned upon, then come on over and let your freak flag fly! Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home among the misfits and madmen of our server.