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CraftyParents Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	24	New Chunks Explored:	529137
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crops Grown:	9678
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Animals Bred:	145	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!

CraftyLlama Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Void Armor Forged:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Need a break from mining and building? Join our weekly llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. And don’t miss our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Void Gems Collected:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!

Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!

Name Change Shenanigans

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Emeralds Found:	6654
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget about your own problems.

Witness the epic saga of a wife and husband dealing with a meddling father-in-law who thinks the husband is going to cheat. Will they reconcile? Will the baby ever get his name back? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of changing a baby’s name in the midst of family turmoil. Will the in-laws ever forgive the husband for suggesting it? Will the baby grow up confused about his identity? Only on our server, where the stakes are higher than ever!

Join now for a wild ride of name changes, miscarriages, and family feuds that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!