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MeatEater SMP: Hell’s Boss – Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, animal, Boss, carnivore, dietary choices, eating habits, Eternal Damnation, food chain, gluttony, guilty conscience, Hell, HellS, judgment day, Karma, meat lover, meateater, Minecraft, moral consequences, moral dilemma, punishment, Reincarnation, smp, Soul searching, Spiritual beliefs, underworld

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
New Chunks Explored:	639733	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where you spawn in hell and all the animals are in charge because you ate them too much in real life, bro. Like, if you ate a lot of chickens, then chickens are the bosses in hell and they make you do chicken dances all day. But if you ate a lot of cows, then cows are the rulers and they force you to milk them all day. It’s like a crazy animal kingdom, but in hell, man. You gotta join this server to see which animal is gonna make your life a living hell, literally. It’s gonna be wild, dude. So come join us and let’s see who’s gonna be your animal overlord, hahaha!

EpsteinCraft2020

Accountability, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, Epstein, EpsteinCraft2020, Government, influence, investigation, Justice, Politics, Powerful, scandal, scandalous, Secrets, suspicious, transparency, trump, Truth, Wealthy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Votes:	9660
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have secret tunnels leading to hidden treasure, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies the elusive Epstein files, and only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover the truth behind why Trump won’t release them. Will you be the one to solve the mystery and become the hero of our server?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MuskCraft: Far Right Fun!

Appearance, billionaire, campaign event, controversial figure, controversy, current events, elon musk, entrepreneur, far right, Fun, German, influential figure, MuskCraft, News, Politics, public appearance, public figure, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, Video

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

so, like, u know dat guy elon musk? well, he like, totally showed up at dis german far right campaign event, but get dis, he wasn’t even invited! he just like, popped up on a video or sumthin.

anyway, if u wanna be as cool as elon musk and crash parties u weren’t invited to, den u gotta join dis minecraft server. we got crazier events dan a surprise appearance from elon musk, like a pig racing competition where da winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

plus, our staff team is made up of actual aliens from area 51, so u know u gonna have a out-of-this-world experience. join now and be part of da madness, cuz why not?

Dog Ate My Blocks

Animals, Assignment, ate, believe.., blocks, classic, cliché excuse, common, dog, education, funny, homework, humor, JOKE, lie, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, School, STUDENT, Teacher, Trust

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

so, like, imagine this, right? imagine a minecraft server where, like, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. like, they just wanna give you hugs with their explosive personalities.

and, like, the zombies are actually just trying to start a dance party, but no one will join them because they look a little dead. so sad.

also, the diamonds in this server are actually magical and grant you the power to fly. yeah, you heard me right. FLY. who needs wings when you have shiny rocks?

oh, and the villagers are all secretly super spies who are just waiting for you to join their secret mission to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. they even have cool spy gadgets like invisible potions and exploding chickens.

so, like, if you wanna join this totally wacky and wild minecraft server, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. a wild ride.

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Bedrock Crossplay, Brewing, contracts, Custom Items, Custom terrain, description, Discord, Economy, Farming, FrontierSMP, https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU, Main Features, Play.FrontierSMP.net, PORT, Pyrofishing, SC_OFF, SC_ON, server ip, smp, Version, Wiki

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Runes Activated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Minecraft Server: FrontierSMP

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.4

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to promote and enhance the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy without crazy numbers in the balance top.
Custom Items: Fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for collection.
PyroFishing & Farming: Enjoy fishing and farming plugins with Mining being added soon.
Contracts: Work with other members to complete contracts for major infrastructure builds.
No Pay To Win: We do not promote pay-to-win!

We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled with the server port being 19132.

Q: Are there custom terrain and structures on this server?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is there a balanced economy on the server?

A: Yes, efforts have been made to balance the economy and avoid crazy numbers in the balance top.

Q: Are there custom items available on this server?

A: Yes, there are custom fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: How can I participate in contracts on the server?

A: Work with other members to complete contracts presented by the staff for major infrastructure builds on the server. More information can be found on the server’s Discord.

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, audio porn, Autumnboy4, Changing Room, Echoing, erotic audio, explicit, Femboy, fetish, Gay, gonewildaudio, INTIMATE, LGBTQ, Male, male audio, NSFW, Realms, reddit, Roleplay, seduction, silly, smug, Soundgasm, voyeurism

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Divine Spears Created:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Towns Built:	9
New Chunks Explored:	37390	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow of insanity! Imagine if the changing room at the gym was run by a smug femboy who catches you staring and then challenges you to a duel with diamond swords! That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, man. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme come to life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some blocks and your sanity on this wacky server!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Empathy, Expectations, family dynamics, household chores, Household Management, Marriage, Messy, Minecraft, parenting, personal growth, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Server, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	9350
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges!

Just like navigating a messy room in a level 5 hurricane, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to survive and thrive in a chaotic world. With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your fellow players, just like the OP in this story. Will you be the one to finally get them to put their coffee mugs in the sink? Or will you be the messy player leaving a trail of chaos in your wake?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the messiness and emerge victorious! Just remember, in this world, the only rule is: clean up after yourself or face the consequences!

NeighborSnitchMC

apartment, complaining, DAUGHTER, Eviction, former smoker, freezing cold, grounds for eviction, INCONVENIENCE, Lease, main office, neighbors, NeighborSnitchMC, new england, no smoking rule, Reporting, smell, smell linger, smoking, WIBTAH

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your neighbors turning your apartment into a smoke-filled sauna? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stench of cigarettes for good! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy and game on without any unwanted odors.

Imagine a world where the only thing smoking is your skills at building epic structures and battling mobs. Say goodbye to the smell of smoke wafting through your walls and hello to the sweet scent of victory as you conquer our virtual realm.

Don’t let your neighbors’ bad habits ruin your gaming experience. Report them to the main office of our Minecraft server and watch as they get evicted from our pixelated paradise. It’s not being an asshole, it’s just good old-fashioned justice in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come join us on our smoke-free Minecraft server and leave the real-world stink behind. Your daughter will thank you, your friends will envy you, and your neighbors will be left wondering where all the smoke went. Let’s game on, smoke-free style!

CraftyObsession

beauty standards, body image, cancel culture, celebrity culture, consumerism, CraftyObsession, fast fashion, FOMO (fear of missing out), health fads, instant gratification, materialism, online dating, perfectionism, Political Correctness, reality tv, self-promotion, selfies, social media, technology addiction, Validation from others., workaholism

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2279

Are you tired of society’s obsession with mundane things like avocado toast and TikTok dances? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas are not your average farm animals, they are Minecraft prodigies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Imagine the possibilities!

So, if you’re ready to ditch reality and embark on a wild adventure with llama architects and flying pigs, then join our Minecraft server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EuroCraft2020

brexit, Centrist, CONSERVATIVE, EuroCraft2020, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, labour party, left wing, opposition leader, political stance, poll, progressive, public opinion, Starmer, survey, trump, uk, united states, voters

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

are you tired of living in a world where trump is always causing chaos? well, come join our minecraft server where you can escape to a land where trump doesn’t exist! build your own castle and rule over your own kingdom, far away from the madness of politics. plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorns you’ll ever see – they poop rainbows! join now and leave trump behind for good!