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BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	453	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
New Chunks Explored:	162392	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Farms Harvested:	607
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	9074	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	753	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Void Gems Collected:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Farms Harvested:	704
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!