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FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

ChipMex, Development, Economy, Executives, Expansion, facility, Foxconn, Foxcraft, growth, innovation, International, Investment, job creation, Manufacturing, mexico, nvidia, Partnership, production, semiconductor, superchip, supply chain, Technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Love Letters Sent:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Help Me Minecraft Server

Asking for help, can’t handle it alone, can’t manage on my own, feeling alone, feeling helpless, feeling lost, feeling overwhelmed, Minecraft, need a helping hand, need assistance, needing a hand, needing support, overwhelmed, reaching out, reaching out for help, requiring aid, seeking assistance, seeking guidance, Server, Struggling, support needed

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	6933
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Void Gems Collected:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1225
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Astral Projections Made:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mines Excavated:	3271
Endless Night Skies:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Buildings Constructed:	46	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!